UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Going into a pre-pounce stance, low to the ground and watching them intensely]

Look, I have no idea why I'm like this, I am not in the mood for idiots like you, alright?

[A sharp glance and accompanying growl at the frog] What are you going to do, stick in the back of my throat?

[edgeoflucidity]

Who else would it be?

Don't be so grumpy. You're cute like that.

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Uh... [He sits down, tongue hanging out of his mouth and his tail wagging hesitantly.]

I bet you can still... climb very well.

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[UNPHASED, droping to a fluid tumble and redirecting her momentum to spring off a wall and back at him, responding with a slightly less loud but decidedly equally fierce grating growl]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[No one had ever thought to teach Red not to run with scissors. Or knives. And growing up with an veritable arsenal of knives attached to her person, she has no fear whatsoever, even if she is wobbly in her new human form.]

Do not run, fur creature! Am hungry. [She bares her teeth as she dives for him.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He grins a toothy grin and bats at her, claws extended. He instinctively begins to tense for a spring of his own, if he can get the timing right--Emile knows he can crush her with his weight if she insists on fighting.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[You know what Meta doesn't really do when she's human? Talk. So, have pretty much the same exact sounds as a dog as you would if she were still human.]

[Just, with a lot more drool.]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[Toothless is just going to hop over towards her on one leg and oh no! Fall time! Ground, why are you his archnemesis. Toothless is just going out frantically wave for her to come over here so he can lean on her.
When he's not strong
She'll be his friend
She'll help him carry on
For it won't be long
'Til she's gonna need
Somedragon to lean oooon.]

[encryptedlock]

[He looks down at the frog curiously, careful not to touch.]

I would have guessed Epsilon to be smaller than you.

[encryptedlock]

[He screeches and darts forward to go between her ankles. In retrospect, he shouldn't be surprised that Red wants to make dinner out of him, given that everybody wants to eat him all the time even when he's his normal self.]

[in-rare-form.livejournal.com]

Oh, goodness! Are you quite alright? [LOL, need a cane? or wheelchair? or custom tailored pants?]

[encryptedlock]

[What is wrong with you, doggy? Delta tries another tactic.]

There is food in the nearby supermarket. I am more fur than meat.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Oh crap. Fluttering to get away. Fluttering fast.] Don't eat me, I'm not tasty.

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

[HAL is now a pony. A Shetland pony (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/289-o-Galant-SWE-71-SH-03.jpg/800px-289-o-Galant-SWE-71-SH-03.jpg) to be exact.]

[edgeoflucidity]

We're not much happier than you are.

I'm poisonous, moron. Eat me, and I won't be the only one dead.

[edgeoflucidity]

Apparently, someone disagreed.

Isn't he cute though?

[encryptedlock]

[He lifts up a paw to pat Epsilon gently.]

I suppose. You are good-looking yourself.

[No pets for you, Wash, Delta knows about poisonous frogs.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey oh hi! Pitbull Vaultie bounds over, and licks the pony right on the nose.]

HAL! HAL this is you! I can smell you. Which is good. But bad, because I can smell a lot of things and some smell bad.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

No. But I was wondering if anybody else did.

[He follows Pyro, snuffling a bit more until he sneezes. In his direction. Snot flies everywhere.] What are you? A tiny horse?

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Looks at both. And then licks both.

To frog:] What are you? And-- who are you?-- Wait!

[Sniiiiiff] I remember. I met. You two before?

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[She fluidly avoids the bat by dropping to a roll beneath his paw, grabbing purchase in the dirt with hooked claws and letting her rear snap to the side behind her. With a sharp, fierce snarl she'll spring up, nipping at the closes available expanse of skin]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Finishes the groom for the moment and stretches and yawns, giving an absurd display of claws and teeth.]</small. 'Course I can. Can't you?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He'll leap back at her, then, and he doesn't seem to be bothered if it means a few bitemarks on his underbelly. Landing should pin her down.]

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[All of Parker's dreams (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg8k51Y1wA#t=1m47s) have just come true.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

Good. Then you'll leave me alone?

You're probably just saying that so I'll leave you alone. [Pre-emptive pounce but wiggling goes here]