UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Vaultie is now a dog; a pitbull, to be exact, all black with a white marking over his face that looks sort of like his helmet. The toughest yet derpiest and neediest of all dogs. He didn't really question waking up as a dog. He's just sniffing around and going with it.]

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[Pyro is a deer again. And OH BOY IS HE FROLICKING. He freezes when he sees the dog because he hates dogs as a human and he is a teeny animal and what is this.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a satin bowerbird hopping closer to you with a brightly yellow and black frog nearby.]Hi.

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[OH LOOK, IT'S SNIPERHAWK. Back again. Maybe he can get the hang of flying this time?

Up in the tree he perches, mighty hunter of the skies. He coils, prepared to spread his wings and soar--

and promptly falls out of the tree and lands dazedly on the ground. Looks like he hasn't gotten any better at this.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[snnnrkHFHBDFSBEHRFLLLL cold wet nose snorkin' your feathers. Vaultie nudges Sniper.]

Hello? Are you. Dead?

[If he doesn't reply can he eat him??]

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Sniper! I'm a deer again! Where are you. [Trot trot trot. So much more coordinated this time awwww yeah.]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[Toothless is now a human. He is promptly FLIPPING HIS SHIT and FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A DUMBASS because apparently the equivalent of missing a tail fin is MISSING A FUCKING LEG.]

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[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD THAT THING IS BIG AND FALLING, KEEP OUT OF IT'S WAY.]

Hey! Watch where you're sitting!

[Of course, all that humans would hear is a screech.]

[circuitry]

[FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS SO UNFAIR!]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[Fuck everyone who comes near this lake. This is Tucker's lake and she will fuck you up with her giant squid tentacles. Those fuckers have hooks on the inside bitch. HOOKS. Just for that little extra fuck you.]

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Yum, dinner.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[They are small, agile, solitary, and mean as fuck. You have been warned.]

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

[Golden retriever reporting for duty. Large, loyal, helpful, kind of dumb.]

[See predatory cat. Chase predatory cat. He's helping.]

[in-rare-form.livejournal.com]

[Oh, how she misses her horn! Also, wearing Ralph Lauren Polo and Versace and Coach.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Oh! A person! Come to think of it, Vaultie hasn't seen many people around lately. Pitbull Vaultie bounds over, all wagging tail.]

Hi! Are you lost?

[Of course to Rarity it sounds like BARK BARK BARK RUFFWUFF]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[So who ordered a big huge slobbery doggie? That can bite down with over 200lbs of force?]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Epsilon birdy is hopping closer to look at the dog, with the frog staying the hell back.]

[encryptedlock]

[Different account, same Delta. Have a little red panda!]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[LOW WET SLOBBERY GROWL IT WANTS TO EAT YOU]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a pair of critters here. A bird and a frog.]

This sucks.

I don't know, I kind of think it fits you.

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[Sun Bear Spartan!]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[IT'S A YAO GUAI OH MY LANTA

Vaultie pitbull is cowering and trying to quietly sneak away.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Big kitty is big.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Hey big kitty! Have a smaller ... big ... kitty .... sliiinking by]

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

[HAL is now a pony. A Shetland pony (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/289-o-Galant-SWE-71-SH-03.jpg/800px-289-o-Galant-SWE-71-SH-03.jpg) to be exact.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey oh hi! Pitbull Vaultie bounds over, and licks the pony right on the nose.]

HAL! HAL this is you! I can smell you. Which is good. But bad, because I can smell a lot of things and some smell bad.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[All of Parker's dreams (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg8k51Y1wA#t=1m47s) have just come true.]

[featheryasshole]

[SUDDENLY HUMAN.

Welp, this is a welcome development.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ Oh hey check out the tiny adorable butterfly attempting to divebomb you! Awwww~ ]



[ She is now going to engage in a rather elaborate butterfly pantomime that indicates her displeasure with this situation whilst simultaneously implying that you being human NOW must mean you were a cluckbeast before, haha, best thing ever, being a butterfly is now totally worth it, bluh bluh huge bitch. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[BUTTERFLY

Vaultie Pitbull cocks his head. It's quite the pretty buggy thing, and it isn't trying to kill him.

So he jumps up and tries to eat it.]

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[Well, THIS IS SUPER EMBARRASSING.]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...This means I can't call someone a "lousy no-good grubfucker" in your presence anymore, doesn't it?

[ FLUTTERSLUMP. D:::: ]

[recompiling]

[Yeah, the Rottweiler puppy is just gonna sit over here and be a little bit confused.

... and guard the area, because that's how he rolls.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Here, have a massive full-grown Dogo Argentino advancing on you]

[sopor_pies]

[dog!Gamzee is just gonna hang out here all doofy and drooly.]