singularityderp | UNLESS IT'S A FARM

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UNLESS IT'S A FARM

THEY CALL IT A ZOO

• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[Vaultie is now a dog; a pitbull, to be exact, all black with a white marking over his face that looks sort of like his helmet. ~~The toughest yet derpiest and neediest of all dogs~~. He didn't really question waking up as a dog. He's just sniffing around and going with it.]

[OH LOOK, IT'S SNIPERHAWK. Back again. Maybe he can get the hang of flying this time?

Up in the tree he perches, mighty hunter of the skies. He coils, prepared to spread his wings and soar--

and promptly falls out of the tree and lands dazedly on the ground. Looks like he hasn't gotten any better at this.]

[Toothless is now a human. He is promptly FLIPPING HIS SHIT and FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A DUMBASS because apparently the equivalent of missing a tail fin is MISSING A FUCKING LEG.]

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[FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON]

[Fuck everyone who comes near this lake. This is Tucker's lake and she will fuck you up with her giant squid tentacles. Those fuckers have hooks on the inside bitch. HOOKS. Just for that little extra fuck you.]

[They are small, agile, solitary, and mean as fuck. You have been warned.]

[Oh, how she misses her horn! Also, wearing Ralph Lauren Polo and Versace and Coach.]

[So who ordered a big huge slobbery doggie? That can bite down with over 200lbs of force?]

[Different account, same Delta. Have a little red panda!]

[Have a pair of critters here. A bird and a frog.]

This sucks.

I don't know, I kind of think it fits you.

[Sun Bear Spartan!]

[Big kitty is big.]

[HAL is now a pony. A Shetland pony (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/289-o-Galant-SWE-71-SH-03.jpg/800px-289-o-Galant-SWE-71-SH-03.jpg) to be exact.]