UNLESS IT'S A FARM

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THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[encryptedlock]

[He lifts up a paw to pat Epsilon gently.]

I suppose. You are good-looking yourself.

[No pets for you, Wash, Delta knows about poisonous frogs.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Pushing his head into the petting. It feels nice.]

Thank you, Delta. You look adorable yourself.

And I'm stuck being a slimy poisonous thing.

[encryptedlock]

[He continues to preen Epsilon a little, making sure all his feathers are in place.]

Your colors, at least, match. Ours do not.

[edgeoflucidity]

I think I'd rather be bigger and not match.

[Epsilon is giggling at the attention from Delta.]

[encryptedlock]

He finishes preening Epsilon and pats him gently once more.]

Then you feel how we often do, Agent Washington, who have control over our color but are, by default, so small as to seem harmless to humans.

[edgeoflucidity]

It's an interesting lesson. I'm really not liking the experience. It's like those times the brat took over in comfort level.

[Giving Wash a glare as well as he can.] Not a brat.

[encryptedlock]

[He looms over Wash for a moment with the implication of I could squish you, you know.]

I do not know why you two have such difficulties cooperating.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a tiny frog cowering at your feet, Delta. He knows you could crush him.]

Because he's mean.

[encryptedlock]

[He won't actually crush Wash, of course. He just feels the need to be protective of Epsilon who he's already lost once.]

You must learn to compromise.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a bird glaring, and the frog is staying really quiet.]

I shouldn't have to. He's mean. And no fun.

[encryptedlock]

It is likely he is "mean" because you cause no end of trouble for him, Epsilon.

[edgeoflucidity]

Do not. Right Wash?

Not going to answer that.

[encryptedlock]

[TELLING SILENCE though he nuzzles Epsilon-birdy comfortingly with his nose]

[edgeoflucidity]

[fussing with his wings a little.}I'm really that bad, Delta?

[encryptedlock]

You are young. It is understandable.

[edgeoflucidity]

Exactly.

I'm not trying to be that bad, Delta.

[encryptedlock]

[He crouches down in an invitation for Epsilon-bird to hop onto his back.]

I believe you will learn. You simply need time and patience.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a clumsy bird hopping onto your back, Delta. And the claws digging in a little without meaning to.] You mean that?

Why wouldn't he?

[encryptedlock]

Of course I do.

[He starts to walk around a little, making sure Epsilon can keep his balance.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a giggle as he holds onto Delta's fur.] This is fun.

[encryptedlock]

[Delta pads slowly around the frog Washington, being careful to let Epsilon keep his balance.]

Perhaps York has also become an amphibian.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Yay. It's like riding a horse. Only a panda instead.]

Do you really think I'm that lucky?

Pessimist.

[encryptedlock]

[...He wants to carry his brother around all the time okay. Keeps him out of trouble.]

It is certainly possible.

[edgeoflucidity]

[About the only way to keep Epsilon out of trouble.]

Or he could be stuck as some other animal.

It's not so bad, Wash. Enjoy it. I am.

[encryptedlock]

[Delta chitters as he begins to carefully climb up some bamboo.]

Perhaps he is a giant panda. That would match my form.