UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[BUTTERFLY

Vaultie Pitbull cocks his head. It's quite the pretty buggy thing, and it isn't trying to kill him.

So he jumps up and tries to eat it.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Right. But he uh. He's a tiny guy who always sticks by you no matter what.

[Which is weird but maybe he's just a companion? That might be it. Vaultie's had companions before. Wow okay his tongue is really feeling numb. He licks his chops and-- oh okay those are starting to feel numb too.]

You're. Frog? Right? What was. What are you made of.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[They could probably just sneeze back and forth at each other like some sort of sneeze party forever.]

What can deers do? Can you run fast? Climb? Fight things?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ OH FUCK. Where's Troll Cesar Millan (http://i55.tinypic.com/c7pnb.gif) when you need him? ]

[ Vriskafly flaps just out of reach. If butterflies could glare or scream or attempt to violently murder over-inquisitive derpy hounds, she would totally be doing that. ]

[ ...But they can't. So she just kind of. Flaps around a little. Fucking butterflies, man, so lame. ::::'( ]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a tiny frog cowering at your feet, Delta. He knows you could crush him.]

Because he's mean.

[edgeoflucidity]

He lives on a chip in my head when I'm human.

Yes, I'm a frog. Made of flesh and bone like a normal frog. A poisonous one.

[in-rare-form.livejournal.com]

[Ooookay, you certainly look like you could use some assistance, so she'll just stand nearby for when you change your mind :3]

[She may not be Hiccup but she'd try to catch you if you fell. just don't wrinkle the shirt, dear]

Very well then, if you're sure.

[recompiling]

[Yeah, the Rottweiler puppy is just gonna sit over here and be a little bit confused.

... and guard the area, because that's how he rolls.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Oh man this is SO FUN jumping around barking trying to eat bu-

One of Vriska's wings tickles Vaultie's nose and he sneezes. Cue two minute sneezing fit where his head is nearly wrenched off his broad shoulders.]

[encryptedlock]

[He won't actually crush Wash, of course. He just feels the need to be protective of Epsilon who he's already lost once.]

You must learn to compromise.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a bird glaring, and the frog is staying really quiet.]

I shouldn't have to. He's mean. And no fun.

[encryptedlock]

It is likely he is "mean" because you cause no end of trouble for him, Epsilon.

[edgeoflucidity]

Do not. Right Wash?

Not going to answer that.

[encryptedlock]

[TELLING SILENCE though he nuzzles Epsilon-birdy comfortingly with his nose]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[...?]

[Just ... watching you curiously, giving a good-natured huff]

Don't worry, I'm not gunna eat you.

[edgeoflucidity]

[fussing with his wings a little.}I'm really that bad, Delta?

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Here, have a massive full-grown Dogo Argentino advancing on you]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[As a Dogo Argentino Maine's quite a bit bigger, but same basic shape. She gives a long, low growl]

[in-rare-form.livejournal.com]

[OH goodness that dog scared the crap out of her. Just going to ... make little patting motions without actually touching him. She's more of a cat person, anyway.]

Good doggie. Gooood doggie. Why don't you go find a bone to play with, hm?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ This is the closest a butterfly will ever get to a sarcastic, despairing look of FRUSTRATED CONTEMPT.

Which isn't very close because FFS BUTTERFLIES CAN'T EMOTE. Not beyond flapping at people and flying into their eyes, anyway, so VRISKAFLY'S JUST GOING TO DO THAT. ENJOY IT. >::::T ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...This means I can't call someone a "lousy no-good grubfucker" in your presence anymore, doesn't it?

[ FLUTTERSLUMP. D:::: ]

[recompiling]

[Dear User, you are huge. He gets up and starts backing up with a wee squeaky, staticky bark. Back off, you!]

[encryptedlock]

You are young. It is understandable.