UNLESS IT'S A FARM

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THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[encryptedlock]

It is likely he is "mean" because you cause no end of trouble for him, Epsilon.

[edgeoflucidity]

Do not. Right Wash?

Not going to answer that.

[encryptedlock]

[TELLING SILENCE though he nuzzles Epsilon-birdy comfortingly with his nose]

[edgeoflucidity]

[fussing with his wings a little.}I'm really that bad, Delta?

[encryptedlock]

You are young. It is understandable.

[edgeoflucidity]

Exactly.

I'm not trying to be that bad, Delta.

[encryptedlock]

[He crouches down in an invitation for Epsilon-bird to hop onto his back.]

I believe you will learn. You simply need time and patience.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a clumsy bird hopping onto your back, Delta. And the claws digging in a little without meaning to.] You mean that?

Why wouldn't he?

[encryptedlock]

Of course I do.

[He starts to walk around a little, making sure Epsilon can keep his balance.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a giggle as he holds onto Delta's fur.] This is fun.

[encryptedlock]

[Delta pads slowly around the frog Washington, being careful to let Epsilon keep his balance.]

Perhaps York has also become an amphibian.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Yay. It's like riding a horse. Only a panda instead.]

Do you really think I'm that lucky?

Pessimist.

[encryptedlock]

[...He wants to carry his brother around all the time okay. Keeps him out of trouble.]

It is certainly possible.

[edgeoflucidity]

[About the only way to keep Epsilon out of trouble.]

Or he could be stuck as some other animal.

It's not so bad, Wash. Enjoy it. I am.

[encryptedlock]

[Delta chitters as he begins to carefully climb up some bamboo.]

Perhaps he is a giant panda. That would match my form.

[edgeoflucidity]

It would.

[Claws are tightening in surprise at the climbing red panda] Careful, Delta.

[encryptedlock]

I am careful.

[He grips the branch tightly and makes an almost human gesture for Wash to follow them.]

Come. The view is far better from here.

[edgeoflucidity]

[The froggy hesitates before following slowly. He starts moving more quickly once he realizes he's sticking] This is strange... But fun.

[encryptedlock]

[There, that looks high enough. Delta relaxes onto the branch and starts nomming on some leaves.]

Indeed. I am certain York would want me to experience it fully.

[edgeoflucidity]

Of course he would. You guys actually get along.

[The bird glares at Wash, clicking his beak.] I could hurt you like that, you know. Just one peck...

[encryptedlock]

Epsilon. [Be nice. The panda's telling you to. He turns back to regard Washington.]

He has always said that it would be easier to relate to humans if I could have my own physical body.

[edgeoflucidity]

He started it, Delta. Why are you upset with me?

So that you know how it feels. But this isn't the same. Not by a long shot.

[encryptedlock]

It does not matter who is initially at fault. You can prove yourself to be more mature by resolving the problem yourself.

[Nom nom, leaves.] No. However, it is more similar than not having a body at all.

[edgeoflucidity]

But how? Wash isn't cooperating with me. [Cooperating means doing what he says in this case.]

[have a froggy sigh.] It is similar in that way.

[encryptedlock]

Then perhaps you should cooperate with him.

[He offers a leaf to froggy Wash, careful not to let Epsilon slip off.]