UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Well, you could. What I mean to say is that there is nothing stopping you from doing so, unless you don't really want to. It is actually a rather disgusting insult when you think about it.

[ Y so sad? c'mere Vriska, her little insect legs cannot each fat enough to pat your tiny butterfly head. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Insults being disgusting is kind of the entire point! Or I'd be calling people, like. Cutesy snugglekins or something when I wanted to piss them off.

That might work on some people, actually, I'll have to try that.

[ Just gonna sulk!perch on you, Grubnaya. WHY SO HUGE, SOB. ]

[edgeoflucidity]

Exactly.

I'm not trying to be that bad, Delta.

[encryptedlock]

[He crouches down in an invitation for Epsilon-bird to hop onto his back.]

I believe you will learn. You simply need time and patience.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a clumsy bird hopping onto your back, Delta. And the claws digging in a little without meaning to.] You mean that?

Why wouldn't he?

[encryptedlock]

Of course I do.

[He starts to walk around a little, making sure Epsilon can keep his balance.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a giggle as he holds onto Delta's fur.] This is fun.

[encryptedlock]

[Delta pads slowly around the frog Washington, being careful to let Epsilon keep his balance.]

Perhaps York has also become an amphibian.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Yay. It's like riding a horse. Only a panda instead.]

Do you really think I'm that lucky?

Pessimist.

[encryptedlock]

[...He wants to carry his brother around all the time okay. Keeps him out of trouble.]

It is certainly possible.

[edgeoflucidity]

[About the only way to keep Epsilon out of trouble.]

Or he could be stuck as some other animal.

It's not so bad, Wash. Enjoy it. I am.

[encryptedlock]

[Delta chitters as he begins to carefully climb up some bamboo.]

Perhaps he is a giant panda. That would match my form.

[edgeoflucidity]

It would.

[Claws are tightening in surprise at the climbing red panda] Careful, Delta.

[encryptedlock]

I am careful.

[He grips the branch tightly and makes an almost human gesture for Wash to follow them.]

Come. The view is far better from here.

[sopor_pies]

[dog!Gamzee is just gonna hang out here all doofy and drooly.]

[sopor_pies]

Bark bark, motherfucker.

[edgeoflucidity]

[The froggy hesitates before following slowly. He starts moving more quickly once he realizes he's sticking] This is strange... But fun.

[encryptedlock]

[There, that looks high enough. Delta relaxes onto the branch and starts nomming on some leaves.]

Indeed. I am certain York would want me to experience it fully.

[edgeoflucidity]

Of course he would. You guys actually get along.

[The bird glares at Wash, clicking his beak.] I could hurt you like that, you know. Just one peck...

CUTEST EVER. :Oc

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Gamzee?

[ Oh gog that's ridiculous. And kind of adorable? NO, JUST RIDICULOUS. But at least Gamzee-dogs aren't likely to start stabbing people or trying to eat innocent little butterflies! HAHA GAMZEE WOULD NEVER HURT ANYBODY, EVER, WHAT A RIDICULOUS NOTION. ]

So, uh. How's the, uh. The fur working out for you?

[encryptedlock]

Epsilon. [Be nice. The panda's telling you to. He turns back to regard Washington.]

He has always said that it would be easier to relate to humans if I could have my own physical body.

[edgeoflucidity]

He started it, Delta. Why are you upset with me?

So that you know how it feels. But this isn't the same. Not by a long shot.

[encryptedlock]

It does not matter who is initially at fault. You can prove yourself to be more mature by resolving the problem yourself.

[Nom nom, leaves.] No. However, it is more similar than not having a body at all.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

It was my understanding that insults were meant to hurt someone's feelings. I suppose being disgusting is something of a bonus.

Cutesy snugglekins sounds ridiculous.

[She is going to allow that for the sake of Vriska's wounded ego and because insects are totally bros all the time.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Bluh! Cutesy snugglekins does not sound ridiculous. Your face sounds ridiculous.

...

Okay "cutesy snugglekins" might actually be the most ridiculous thing I ever said, ignore that.

[ ALL THE SULKING. Butterfly wings are only cool when you can beat up the people who laugh at them, dammit! >::::C ]