UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[OH LOOK, IT'S SNIPERHAWK. Back again. Maybe he can get the hang of flying this time?

Up in the tree he perches, mighty hunter of the skies. He coils, prepared to spread his wings and soar--

and promptly falls out of the tree and lands dazedly on the ground. Looks like he hasn't gotten any better at this.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[snnnrkHFHBDFSBEHRFLLLL cold wet nose snorkin' your feathers. Vaultie nudges Sniper.]

Hello? Are you. Dead?

[If he doesn't reply can he eat him??]

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[Picks himself up and shakes himself off, brushing feathers back into place with his beak. He had been hoping nobody would have seen that, but no.

If a hawk could huff, he would be a huffy hawk.]

'S fine, I'm fine. Just bonzer. Nothing's broke but my pride.

[HE WOULD FIND THAT FAIR, surprisingly.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well. It wasn't that bad. I can't fly at all.

[Are your feathers ruffled let me help you with that-- Vaultie licks at Sniper, so a nice gooey covering of saliva can slick back those feathers for him.]

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[AGHSJGHJFDNF]


[The irritation is palpable. Can you feel it?]

Yes, thank you, I'm fine. You can stop licking me now.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh okay!

[He's being helpful! And now Sniperhawk is all okay. He steps back and stares at Sniper, tail wagging hard.]

Are you going to fly again?

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

Probably not until I dry off.

[Which, if he can find a patch of dust... That shouldn't mess with his ability to fly, as it were, right? Instinct says: find a patch of dust.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Well. Do you want me to carry you around? I can carry you to the tree. And jump up the tree! And you can fly. When you're dry.

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

No, I'm-- providing nothing big comes around and tries to make a meal of me, I should be fine sitting here.

[And, because he has to ask:]

Are you always this...helpful?

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

I try to be!

[Wag wag waggin' that tail. He leans in, snuffling at Sniper.] You know, I can smell where you've been! I think. I am getting used to this.

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[Sniperhawk tilts his head so far his eyes end up in a vertical line. Oh wow, there's another thing he didn't know he could do.]

OK, I'll buy that. Where have I been?

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNiiiiiiifff--]

I think. The forest zone. That's kind of swampy? Maybe?

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Sniper! I'm a deer again! Where are you. [Trot trot trot. So much more coordinated this time awwww yeah.]