UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[circuitry]

[FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS SO UNFAIR!]

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[sup Toothless

how's life as NOT A DRAGON]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[He is hobbling around and making sadface at you. All the sad. All the face. All the time.]

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[this

this is the saddest thing Terezi's ever smelled

(well okay it's not as sad as the time her lusus died right in front of her before she got to meet her in the real world instead of just hearing her in her dreams but this still ranks pretty high on that list)

IS THERE ANYTHING SHE CAN DO TO HELP, DRAGON BRO?]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[Toothless is just going to hop over towards her on one leg and oh no! Fall time! Ground, why are you his archnemesis. Toothless is just going out frantically wave for her to come over here so he can lean on her.
When he's not strong
She'll be his friend
She'll help him carry on
For it won't be long
'Til she's gonna need
Somedragon to lean oooon.]

[circuitry]

[oh god how can she resist such a soulful and uplifting 70s song by Bill Withers???

Terezi rushes over to help Toothless up and politely stay still so he can lean on her, as per the lyrics of the relevant music that would undoubtedly be playing if this were a movie scene.]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[Oh man dragon-girl is the best brosis ever. Toothless is all about pulling himself up and leaning on her like she is... someone to lean on. Truly this is an inspirational moment that will be documented forever and ever.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK]

YOU'RE A DRAGON.

[This short but stocky little pitbull sounds very excited. Not to mention he's bouncing up and down on his front feet.]

[circuitry]

[oh man what is this weird yapping barkbeast

/brb sniffing all over you, dude]

I'M TOTALLY A DRAGON!

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[sniff sniff sniff back. His nose is cold but Terezi is shiny and smooth and scaly so he's just marveling in the feeling of his snotty nose rubbing against her hide.]

Hi are you. Who are you?

[featheryasshole]

[There's a TOTALLY HUMAN HELL YEAH coolkid checking you out.]

ok i have to admit
you make for a pretty damn awesome dragon

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[Terezi just fucking preens at Davesprite's words, because dragons are nothing if not exceptionally vain. She strikes a regal pose, large wings spread, neck arched to show off her scales -- and then ruins the whole effect like two seconds later by grinning like a giant goofball. FUCK YES SHE IS A PRETTY DAMN AWESOME DRAGON.]