UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a satin bowerbird and a yellow banded poison dart frog eying you.]

Kitty.

Seriously, Epsilon, stop being an idiot.

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Growling lowly] You don't get moving you'll be lunch and dinner.

[edgeoflucidity]

[The bird droops at that. The frog isn't even phased.] So mean.

Also, good luck with that. I think you might get a bad surprise if you tried eating me.

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Going into a pre-pounce stance, low to the ground and watching them intensely]

Look, I have no idea why I'm like this, I am not in the mood for idiots like you, alright?

[A sharp glance and accompanying growl at the frog] What are you going to do, stick in the back of my throat?

[edgeoflucidity]

We're not much happier than you are.

I'm poisonous, moron. Eat me, and I won't be the only one dead.

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

Good. Then you'll leave me alone?

You're probably just saying that so I'll leave you alone. [Pre-emptive pounce but wiggling goes here]

[edgeoflucidity]

Maybe.

Think logically. I'm bright yellow. That's hardly camouflage. It's to warn predators to not eat me.