UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[encryptedlock]

[Hey! None of that! Delta chitters at her and tries to weasel out of her grip.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[She claws at him with her fleshy little people fingers.] Come meat. Get dead so that I can eat you.

[encryptedlock]

[Do not want! Delta bites at those little fleshy people fingers.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Red screeches and pulls her hands back, immediately putting them in her own mouth.]

...Can see why they need guns now.

[brb acquiring kitchen knife. She's confident she can catch him again, locked in the apartment as they are.]

[encryptedlock]

[NO WAY, NO KNIVES FOR YOU. Fortunately for Delta, the panda is the closest non-primate to having opposable thumbs.

Unfortunately, that door is too high.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Knife acquired. Dinosaur hearing or not, he's not that hard to find. Red gon' fuck you up, Delta.]

[encryptedlock]

[Nooooo! Where's York? Did York get turned into something awesome and scary or just a bigger panda?

Failing that, there must be a window around here somewhere. He starts zipping around and leaping for windowsills, hoping one of them is open.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[No one had ever thought to teach Red not to run with scissors. Or knives. And growing up with an veritable arsenal of knives attached to her person, she has no fear whatsoever, even if she is wobbly in her new human form.]

Do not run, fur creature! Am hungry. [She bares her teeth as she dives for him.]

[encryptedlock]

[He screeches and darts forward to go between her ankles. In retrospect, he shouldn't be surprised that Red wants to make dinner out of him, given that everybody wants to eat him all the time even when he's his normal self.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[When he disappears from her sight and he isn't hopping around the nearest door, she loses him completely.]

Stupid human nose! [SCREEEEEEEEEECH]

[encryptedlock]

[That would be a relief if he could understand the words, but now she just sounds angry.

Finding a distinct lack of open windows, Delta hides on top of a bookcase and hopes the nearby houseplant covers him up.]

ooc

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE

TINY HOPPING PANDA

ooc

[alaspooryork]

I HAD TO FIND A WAY TO USE IT