UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[edgeoflucidity]

[The frog jumps backward when he noticed the dog trying to lick him. Epsilon is just giggling.] Stop. I'm not safe to lick, unless you want to die.

And I don't know.

Hi. I'm Epsilon. He's Washington.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[Huh his tongue is starting to feel a little numb... OH WELL.]

Yes. I think I remember you two. The armored guy and uh. His little green man... slave. Pet. Friend.

[edgeoflucidity]

You know Delta. I'm blue normally.

And Epsilon is a partner. Definitely not a pet.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Right. But he uh. He's a tiny guy who always sticks by you no matter what.

[Which is weird but maybe he's just a companion? That might be it. Vaultie's had companions before. Wow okay his tongue is really feeling numb. He licks his chops and-- oh okay those are starting to feel numb too.]

You're. Frog? Right? What was. What are you made of.

[edgeoflucidity]

He lives on a chip in my head when I'm human.

Yes, I'm a frog. Made of flesh and bone like a normal frog. A poisonous one.