UNLESS IT'S A FARM

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THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[encryptedlock]

[Very carefully, he holds the leaf steady so Wash can get on it if he likes.]

For example, York does not use override commands on me because I anticipate his reactions and behave accordingly.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Froggy climbing on the leaf slowly. It's still really strange for him.]

I tried to do the same for Wash, but he got angry whenever I was wrong.

[encryptedlock]

And you stopped trying?

[edgeoflucidity]

Of course. What's the point when he's going to be a jerk about things?

[encryptedlock]

[He relaxes a little, doing a panda flop on the branch.]

It is possible he will get better if you continue to try.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Little froggy finally relaxing. Delta isn't going to hurt him, and probably won't let Epsilon.]

Tired of being the only one trying. He certainly doesn't.

[encryptedlock]

[He's not, and it's a definite advantage in being bigger than both of them.]

Perhaps you would both benefit from starting anew, then.

[edgeoflucidity]

Starting anew?

That requires him cooperating, Delta.

[encryptedlock]

[He makes a light panda grumble noise. It's not that hard, guys.]

Agreeing to compromise with one another to make it more enjoyable for you both.

[edgeoflucidity]

I know it would. I don't like the headaches.

But he's so boring. And mean.

[encryptedlock]

[That's halfway, at least.]

Do you believe you have a better possibility?

[edgeoflucidity]

[Birdy is now slouching.] Not really.

[encryptedlock]

[It's okay, Delta is nice and warm.]

Do you think you could try?

[edgeoflucidity]

I'm willing to try, if you can get him to.

I guess I can try.

[encryptedlock]

[He claps his little panda paws together.]

Excellent.

[edgeoflucidity]

I'm not sure I trust the sincerity of that, Delta.

I mean it. I'll try.

[encryptedlock]

It is better than not trying.