This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

DAVE STRIDER

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Re: DAVE STRIDER

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

No.

No.

No.

 

 

 

No.

DAVE STRIDER

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Yeeeep.

[ Don't mind Dave, just pushing all buttons on the console. HE IS AS PISSED AS YOU ARE. He's just better at hiding it. >:] ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

You broke it!

...Did you do that on purpose? Because just so you know, this is the least blackromantic situation in the universe. In all the universes. Each and every one.

[BRB SRAWING A LINE ON THE FLOOR. With a convenient sharpie.]

This is my side, no crossing the line.

[Her side is bigger. OBVIOUSLY]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Hey, remind me again why I'd want to spend any time with you in an elevator? Guess it's slipping my mind right now.

[ Not even commenting on the "YOU BROKE IT" or blackrom thing. He's just going to relax against the side of the elevator. ]
[ She expects him to try and cross. So he just won't bother. Why even give a shit? ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Are you actually asking me to flirt with you.

Seriously.

Is that actually seriously genuinely what you're doing here.

[ Re-drawing that line. AROUND YOUR FEET. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ SHRUG. ]

Don't really give a shit either way.

[ Not budging an inch. Awwww yehhhh, he's getting to you. <8] ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ A:LJL:KSJA;lkkl MUST RESIST THE URGE TO MURDER. If only because there'd be no other suspects in such a closed space. >::::I ]

Of course you don't. Gosh, Dave. You are so cool. If only we were all as cool as you.

[ Redrawing the line. Again. OVER YOUR SHOES. ]

You're over the line.

[ WH4T NOW??? >:] ]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

Welp.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

...welp.

[ THIS IS AWKWARD. ]

Sup on your end, dawg?

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

Eh. Chilling. You know.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I get you.

[ Honestly, he'd rather be chilling back at his house but eh. Whatever. ]

Hey, any chance the whole hacking bullshit works with electrical engineering too?

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ Quietly taps the wireless port on the back of his neck. ]

I'm theeing if I can find thomething. Dull ath fuck.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

No prob, man. Take your time.

[ Dave sinks back against the wall, moving into a sitting position. No sense in not relaxing while he's here, right? ]

Re: DAVE STRIDER

[featheryasshole]

...

Great.

DAVE STRIDER

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ain't it just?

[ Christ, he needs something to drink. This is about the worst possible situation, here. ]
[ He sits down, leaning back against the wall and trying to relax. God, he feels so fucking dry. ]

Re: DAVE STRIDER

[trollalonde.livejournal.com]

_{[Roheze simply tries to blow the door open with her needles.]}

DAVE STRIDER

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ BOOM- ]
[ -nope, still intact. ]

[ Good thing he didn't even flinch oh wait he totally did at the explosion. Close quarters + BOOM = fuck, what if there had been shrapnel? ]

Look, I'm as big on pointless explosions as the next guy, but pretty sure that's not getting us anywhere. Future architecture, man, it's sturdy as shit.

[trollalonde.livejournal.com]

_{[What kind of cool kid can't handle a little bit of shrapnel?]}

It was worth an effort.

_{[Hmm. She examines the ceiling. No joy.]}

If I could cut a hole, I could simply fly out of here. As it is, it looks as if we're going to have to wait.

Re: DAVE STRIDER

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

You did this.

You made this happen.

DAVE STRIDER

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Yep. All me. I stepped into this bitch of an elevator right here, and the moment it realized this was a twenty-second stand kind of thing it went all clingy psycho on me. It's like that Misery bullshit, except it just broke its own kneecaps to try and keep me waxing poetic in it.

[ Mutant glare, from behind obfuscating shades. ]

You're the one in bullshit sci-fi armor. How the hell would the freak...ishly handsome guy in the suit sabotage space elevators?

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

Alloys stronger than anything man could have dreamed of making, resistance to heat up to 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit, capable of withstanding up to 10,000 pounds per square inch of pressure, self-replenishing ammo source, physical monitoring more precise than you can find at the most state-of-the-art Federation Hospitals, and a choice of "lavender fields" or "warm laundry" air freshener.



Not bullshit.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, asking you about tech specs was basically the complete opposite of what I was doing there. But hey, feel free to keep talking if that's what gets you off. Pretty good at tuning that shit out.

[ He watches with an aura of complete disinterest as she breaks into the wires, and then- ]

You know how to deal with that shit?

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

No.



But I'm doing something.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Aight. Cool by me. Worst case scenario, you pick the wrong wire and the bomb explodes. But hey, good thing we've got your magical dream alloy to take the blast, right?

[ ASSHOLE. ]