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This is all Amanda's fault :I

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

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Edited 2011-03-22 00:07 (UTC)

No.

No.

No.

No.

Edited 2011-03-22 00:10 (UTC)

[FRANTIC BUTTON MASHING GOES HERE]

[B| FOREVER]

... oh, you've got to be kidding.

Really? Even the User-world elevators are broken? Really?

[He hates this place and everything it stands for.]

Edited 2011-03-22 00:12 (UTC)

REPLIES WILL BE SLOW.

[ ...

Fuck. ]

[Broken elevator? Cue...no change in behavior whatsoever.]

Edited 2011-03-22 00:23 (UTC)

[ You just can't make this shit up.

Excuse him while he presses the Emergency Call button. Cool as a cucumber. ]

Hello?

[ ... No answer? Really? Really. ]

[Commence side-eyeing. WHO WILL HE HAVE TO EAT TO SURVIVE? He's willing to do it. He's willing.]

[Why is she taking the elevator.]

Yeeeep.

[ Don't mind Dave, just pushing all buttons on the console. HE IS AS PISSED AS YOU ARE. He's just better at hiding it. >:] ]

... did you. Did you break it?

[Did someone mention arguing?

Or crazy?]

[Don't worry, he'll have this fixed in a jiffy.]

[...]

[Stares.]

[subtly edges away.]

You broke it!

...Did you do that on purpose? Because just so you know, this is the least blackromantic situation in the universe. In all the universes. Each and every one.

[BRB SRAWING A LINE ON THE FLOOR. With a convenient sharpie.]

This is my side, no crossing the line.

[Her side is bigger. OBVIOUSLY]

[ Did someone mention mutants? Because I'm pretty sure the barely-counted-as-a-teen in a black suit and glowy glasses would fit that description pretty damn closely. What with the horn, and gills, and fangs and all. ]
[ He doesn't even flinch as the elevator stutters to a halt. Soooo cooool. And finally, when it's come to a complete stop- ]

Welp.

[ Great conversationalist, ain't he. ]

[what how did I get here and why can't I ride the network out]

...NO.

[ Yes. ]

Fix it! I don't do machines. Just. Poke it or something.

[This is why he prefers the stairs.]

Hey, remind me again why I'd want to spend any time with you in an elevator? Guess it's slipping my mind right now.

[ Not even commenting on the "YOU BROKE IT" or blackrom thing. He's just going to relax against the side of the elevator. ]
[ She expects him to try and cross. So he just won't bother. Why even give a shit? ]

[ PARKER, MEET VRISKA'S FRIEND: MISS PREDATORY SMIRK. ]

You seem uncomfortable. Prooooooooblem?

[ BUTTONMASH BUTTONMASH ]

Are you actually asking me to flirt with you.

Seriously.

Is that actually seriously genuinely what you're doing here.

[ Re-drawing that line. AROUND YOUR FEET. ]

[ SHRUG. ]

Don't really give a shit either way.

[ Not budging an inch. Awwww yehhhh, he's getting to you. <8] ]

Edited 2011-03-22 00:35 (UTC)

[Just sort of. Stares at it. Like it'll start moving on its own any second now.

[... Aaaaaany second now.]

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