This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

DUG.

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Just scratches at the door.


When that fails to provide results, he barks.


And when that doesn't work, he scratches again. Surely it will work this time.]

Re: DUG.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Dave stares down at the dog for a few moments, clearly torn as to his next course of action. Then he looks around the top of the elevator. ]
[ When he's convinced there aren't any obvious security cameras, he leans in and quietly says: ]

Hey, uh. Look, dog, pretty sure it's not going to open even if you keep barking.

[ jegus chript he's talking to a dog ]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Dug plops down and looks up at Dave. He's quiet for a moment and his tongue lolls out of the side of his mouth.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ The dog just talked. ]


[ The dog just fucking talked. ]




[ Whatever. He can handle thithe dog is talking what the ever-loving fuck. ]

Look, ma- dawg, I can try but this thing ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

[ Just. Keeps staring. ]

So. You always been this talkative?

Now with less html fail.

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Dug just tilts his head to the side slightly.]



[True enough, his voice is coming out of the collar. Unfortunately, Dug hopping back up and sniffing at Dave's legs doesn't seem to impede his talking.]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[GIANT CAT ALERT.

... She's just staring at him like 'seriously that isn't going to work why are you trying?']

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Of course you will not open the door. You are not a people. Dug stares and, after a moment, seems to realize she's a cat. Then he stares...suspiciously.

He scratches at the door again. CLEARLY YOU SHOULD OPEN IT. Unless you're an untrustworthy cat.


You...cat.]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[You act like you've never seen a bigger than you, pure white two-mouth'd cat........ geeze.

... ... She's gonna just. Stare at you, you silly dog. Continuing to stare a lot. 83]