This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

fjsgjkdngjrsa!

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

I know that too!

[Oh the urge to stab her or shoot her was strong.]

Just wait til april fools bb~

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Then why did you do it?

Oh dear god why

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

I'm takin' my frustration out on it so I don't stab you.

Because I love you.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Ah. Just my luck. I would have to get stuck with the homocidal maniac. Well, if you'll excuse me I have a nap to attend to.

[And with that, she opens a gap and steps through.

But the gap still remains open! Do you follow? Y/N?]

I think thats scarier than you hating me.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

I am not homocidal!

[ . . . Well he goes for it. Not like this elevator is moving any time soon.]

*Suddenly a snazzy bass line starts playing in the background*

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

[And Joe emerges into... ANOTHER ELEVATOR!

DUN DUN DUN

oh yeah, Yukari's there too]

. . . W U DO DIS?!

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

[Joe just stares at this scene and briefly considers crying.]

What did I do ta deserve this?

I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Come on. I'm not that bad, am I?

Oh god why?

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . Do ya really want me answerin' that?

[My my. Doesn't his knife look very friendly right now?]

AND I DON'T WORK FOR NOBODY BUT YOU

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I already know the answer. You're completely in awe of my dashing good looks and charming wit.

I am not singing along.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . And people used ta say I had an ego.

I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME YOU KNEW THAT WHEN I THINK OF YOU

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

It's not an ego. It's true.

I hate you Lunar

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Can't agree ma'am.

[Oooh smell the sarcasm behind that last word.]

Sides those tear things you ain't anythin' ta mail home about.

WHENEVER I THINK OF YOU MY MIND BLOWS A FUSE

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

[Sarcasm duly noted.]

Likewise. Except, you have no abilities of any worth that I've seen.

Ok. I'm going to use small instead of italicized from now on

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

You just haven't seen 'em yet.

[A slightly smug smile comes with that sentence. Best to keep her guessing.]

MY METER STARTS TO RISE AND I BECOME CONFUSED

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that if you had them you would have used them by now to escape.

If anyone starts shipping these two I will find you Lunar

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Watch this.

[Smoothly draws the buster before aiming at the elevator doors and firing.]

My motor cranked electric goes When I'm sitting next to you

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

[The shot ricochets, hitting Yukari square in the stomach.

She flinches a little, but besides her signed clothes she appears unharmed.]

Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing!

You forgot your caps

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

[Just stares at her singed clothing. What was she, and they, made out of?]

. . . That thing shot right through a robot and launched it several feet away. Who knows how high.

The hell are you?

Electricity starts to flow And my indicator starts to glow

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

I'm a Youkai.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

[Joe sighs and rubs his temples.]

English woman.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

I believe the closest English equivalent would be the word demon.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . Why am I not surprised?

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. You could be stuck with one of those Youkai that consider human flesh a delicacy.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

I'm thinkin' I'd be lucky then.