This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Wait, it's not a disc error?]

Dammit.

[Shepard refrains from pushing the button again, even though she clearly wants to, just for good measure.]



Can you reroute something into something and get us out of here? [Technical instruction, thy name is: Shepard.]

[asari-scientist.livejournal.com]

[oh fuck, when was the last time you saved?

/tikka takka omni-tool typing LIKE A BOSS]

...I'm afraid not. It looks as though we will have to wait until someone comes and fixes the elevator.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Aw hell, I think it was two keepers ago. BUT WHICH TWO?]

Damn.

[Shepard looks around, as though she's going to identify some Start The Elevator button on the ceiling. As there is no such button she settles for drumming her fingers on her armor and turning to face Liara.]

I don't suppose you have playing cards or something?

[asari-scientist.livejournal.com]

[FUCK THOSE GODDAMN KEEPERS please don't make us go traipsing all over the Citadel again, Shepard. :'( ]

Blink.

Pause.

And then she sends a program to Shepard's omni-tool that has a variety of card games that one can play when in close proximity to someone else's omni-tool.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[THAT DAMN SIDEQUEST. Fuck it, let's just kill the volus and the salarian and be done with it.

Shepard pulls up a game that looks interesting and looks at Liara.]

Care to make a bet?

[asari-scientist.livejournal.com]

[I am so okay with this.]

What do you propose?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard shrugs.]

What do you have on you?

[She starts the application. Fizzbin. Never heard of it, but it looked like a good time waster.]

Betting with digital credits isn't really very appealing.