This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

NEMESIS PRIME

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[THIS MUST BE A HELL OF AN ELEVATOR TO FIT HIS FAT AFT ON IT]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Stop taking up all the room, Beta. Dug huffs.]

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[this isn't hell, but it is close.

cue robot glaring at dog. GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.]

1/3

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

2/3

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Aaaaand Dug loses interest in staring back at him because he forgets what they're doing. He promptly starts chewing on his foot. After a minute of that, he asserts his Alpha dominance by scooting over and half sitting on part of Convoy.

Ayup. Just edges right up on his foot. Like the boss. It looks super awkward because Convoy is a giant robot, but Dug doesn't notice and what is subtlety anyway?]

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[problem; Dug - Convoy is not going to let you sit on his foot. he shakes it slightly before pulling it back...as much he can.

it's not much, but.]

No.

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Silly Convoy, it wasn't about sitting on your foot, it was about taking your space. Which he did. Because you pulled your foot away. Dug doesn't even notice the 'No.' and is all manner of smug as he occupies his newly expanded area to the best of his ability.]

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[DOESN'T SPEAK DOG, OKAY. is fluent in sulky robot, however, which is what he's emitting right now. the sulkiest robot to ever sulk why did he even get in the elevator with you where is Shockwave and is it possible to write it off as an accident if he smooshes you-]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Dug is so very pleased with the situation. He's just sitting there, awkwardly taking up more space than he's really capable of taking up, and his tail starts wagging. Unfortunately for Convoy there's no room to back up, so he's getting thumped with it.

The elevator starts up a little bit and jerks to a halt again...only this time, they have music. Dug knows this song, so he starts yipping along.

Welcome to Hell.]

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[











fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkyou know what. he's just gonna. PUNCH THE WALL HERE MAYBE THAT WILL LET THEM GET OUT


oh whups

that dent broke the elevator again]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Now the elevator was just playing one off key note. Constantly.

Dug hasn't seemed to notice the song has been disrupted and just....yowls that one note, trying to hold it as long as the elevator does.







Good times.]

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[safgsakjgasgdgabgh

urge to relapse in to Herald-mode

rising]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Apparently something in this universe has a twinge of sympathy for trapped giant robots because the elevator suddenly goes dark and the sound stops. Dug continues for a few more seconds and then stops. He seems more confused that the song is over than that the lights are out and he just stares at the ceiling.


Then, after a pause, goes back to chewing on his foot.

If you want out, you'll find no help from him.]

HELLO.

[reapsthewind.livejournal.com]

...

......


[]

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Hey, gearshaft, why don't you do something about this?

OHAITHAR

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[EYES]

What.

[reapsthewind.livejournal.com]

Why don't you do the logical thing for one of your size and power and break this wretched cube open?

Or are you simply going to stand there like some sort of useless scrap heap?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[for a moment, he just eyes her.

then he promptly punches the floor

about an inch away from her WHUPS BETTER MOVE JUST IN CASE-]

[reapsthewind.livejournal.com]

[]

Watch it!

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

Make up your mind, fleshling.

[this is a hell of an elevator seriously because while that floor is dented? it ain't broken.]

[reapsthewind.livejournal.com]

[]

I want out. I'd also appreciate if you didn't damage me.

[emperorspicer.livejournal.com]

[Obviously, since he's squashed against a wall.]

Whuff dmm yuff evv-n mmmgh eff-rrss? [Translation: Why do you even need elevators?]