This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[There wasn't even any news reports about pirates, slavers, or deals gone awry in the terminus. Just elevator music. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYoEJvyKKM0).




These elevators were officially the worst in the galaxy or her name wasn't Commander Shepard.]

It's always elevators.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

Seems like with all our advanced technology we'd have developed teleportation by now.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

You'd think. [Shepard huffs at the doors and breaks formation to look back at him.] Or just stairs that go from one ward to another.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

[Low chuckle] Too much exercise for the Citadel. They need that balance of mind numbing boredom that comes with these elevators.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[She arches a brow and smirks. It is pretty funny to imagine Udina climbing stairs...though the idea of him getting stuck in elevators is too good to pass up.]

I'd have figured Hamlet: in the voice of Elcor would have been enough boredom for one space-station.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think these people have a higher tolerance for boredom than most.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

True.

[The elevator still isn't moving.]



Too bad I'm not one of them.

[allianceman.livejournal.com]

Might do you some good to stop and smell the roses every once in a while, Commander.

[still. After a second he pulls up his omnitool, opening up his techie programs] Let's see if I can hack into the system and figure out what's going on.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Right. I'll do that on my next leave.

[She just rolls her eyes and waits as he types away on his omnitool. Another solid minute passes and the ambient music loops.]

Any luck, or are you just playing Alliance Corsair?