This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

[The bulb next to you regards your mashing with distaste.

Wait, why does an AI even need to ride the elevator.]

Y'know, you'll probably just break it that way.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Do I look [POUND] like the kind of person who [THWAP] gives a shit about whether I break something that's already fucking broken?

[ ... ]

Why is a light fixture talking to me and why am I talking back?

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

I'm not a light fixture. [Hologram with the biggest :| appears.]

Of course, if you're already succumbing to hysteria, you can't really trust my word on that.