This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

Eridan Ampora

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

<B)

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ welp. This is incredibly awkward. ]

[ He actually does feel a little weird about this - he never wanted this mutation shit, and he's pretty sure the ex-seadweller would love the stuff
he got "blessed" with. Still, they're part of him now, for better or for worse, so the most he can do is hope the ride ends soon-

-fuck of course it would choose NOW to break down.

Aaaaawkward. ]

watch me as i continue to not do tags sob

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[ ....

.... ..... .... .......

This is not happening. This is not happening right now. Eridan's just gonna... press the button so many times now. Nnnghgh.]

WOW SAME HERE are you a ~wwizard~

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Awkward silence. Dave doesn't comment for a while, and then- ]

Pretty sure it's not going to magically start working, bro.

[ If he's going to be stuck here, no sense in keeping quiet forever. ]

i am the greatest science wizard ever B)

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Of course it isn't gonna fuckin' start magically.

[Pause.]

Magic isn't real.

oh ok :B

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Silence. ]

[ Silence. ]

[ And then- see icon. ]

Cool story.

B)

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[... Fucen.]

Shut up.

What the fuck are we gonna do now?

I'M SURE YOU GUESSED IT

[emperorspicer.livejournal.com]

[Oh geez. Who's this douchebag?

And why has the elevator stopped!?]

OH I KNEW THIS

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[ SAME QUESTION FOR YOU YOU WHITE HUMAN :I

... also shit what no don't you die aaaaaaaaa]

.... Fuck, are you serious?!

[emperorspicer.livejournal.com]

[HEY he is not any more white than most-yeah, okay.]

What the- hey! [Angry look.] What did you do to it!?

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anythin' for fucks sake!

[LOOK AT HIM HE'S ALL ANGRY NOW :I]

It was obviously you! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO IT?

[emperorspicer.livejournal.com]

ME!? I didn't do anything!

[Blink, step back a bit.] What are you supposed to BE anyway? Some kind of Harry Potter cosplayer? 'Cause you look pretty dumb.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Well it wasn't me I was just sittin' here waitin' to get to my damn floor.

[SSSSNARL]

I AM NOT FOR FUCKS SAKE all I'm doin is is just fuckin' wearin' somethin' that I like, I'm not cosplayin' Troll Potter, that shit is for fakers who think that magic is real!

Re: Eridan Ampora

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[...]

What did you do?

everyone who wants eridan to suffer is here i swear

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

I did nothin' at all. I bet it was all you.

[Pout pout.]

It's because we love him and his suffering tastes like delicious grape juice.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's true. I have wanted to become entrapped with you in a small metal moving box for the entirety of my life. However did you come to access that knowledge laying deep in the pits of my mentality?

[:|]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I knew I should've just waited for the next elevator! I KNEW IT!

[...]

Or dragged you out of this one and made you wait. That'd have been better. [ALL THE SULKGLARING.]

[ ...Oh wow this is the first time they've met in meatspace since the whole murder thing, isn't it ]

[ Ooh, awkward ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

.... Fuckin' hell.

[... Yes it is. To be quite honest, Eridan is just gonna try kicking the door down.

All that it's going to end in is a hurt foot, craaap....]

Seriously, I don't even know why I was gonna take the elevator, I only had to go up a coupla flights of stairs.

Also no it's okay your fat ass was the reason why this thing stopped anyways.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[COMPLETELY deadpan and matter-of-fact:] Obviously you decided to take this thing because you're a lazy sack of shit with weedy little wusslegs that can't even carry you up a flight of fucking steps. Duh! That or you were warned. About the stairs. Because you're about as graceful as a crippled centibeast and you'd end up falling down all of them and snapping your worthless spine in two.

[ Just gonna. Watch you smash your foot into a pulp. Wow, in-elevator entertainment! 8888D ]

...And firstly, my ass isn't huge. It is the tiniest of all asses. All of them. Secondly, stop talking about my ass.

I still regret nothing with this post. :B

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Eridan is the smoothest bro ever he's just gonna hop back against the wall and idly check his foot.]

Wooow... The ONE time I decided to take the elevator, it shitted out on me. Perfect as always. Which, for the record? Fuck you, I've been doin' important and busy shit all day and I didn't feel like walkin' until I got up to the floor I needed. So, yeah. What of it Vris?

Oh and I certainly would if it wasn't takin' up all the space in the elevator.

[trollalonde.livejournal.com]

_{[She doesn't even know who you are. :|]}