This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ IT'S A GLANDULAR CONDITION OKAY ]

If that's what floats your boat, knock yourself out.

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[YEAH AND I BET YOUR MA SAID YOU WERE BIG BONED TOO.]

Tee-fucking-hee. Can you budge at all? If I can reach the buttons, I can probably wire us out of here.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ AMONG OTHER THINGS ]

Duck down and move to the side a bit and I might be able to move over. [ You're no petite flower yourself, man. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[Yeah you're a fatass]

Damn it. All right, fine.

[LMAO this is so uncomfortablllle. Ducks and scoots a bit.]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ At least I'm not a bitch. ]

Thanks. [ Jorge slowly shifts over to the side away from the panel and ahah I hope you don't mind armored ass in your personal space. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[That is some SPARTAN ass. THIS IS SOMEWHAT DISCOMFORTING.]

Fuck my life... All right, let me see here.

[He tears off the panel and starts to work on it. For all the good it'll do him. THIS IS STILL REALLY AWKWARD.

And wouldn't you know it, a spider slowwwwwwly comes down from the ceiling and dangles in front of Alejandro's face to say hi!

Alejandro. Screams like a little girl and tries to back away, but Jorge is totally in the way.]

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ It takes a moment for Jorge to figure out what's freaking the guy out because really, that spider is tiny.

Good lord man, really? ]

You can't be serious.

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

I will do whatever the fuck you want just KILL IT ALREADY.