This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[Oh god how did she get here she is not good with elevators...]

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

[Neither is Yukari. She hadn't really been in one until she had gotten here. So far, her impression of them has been less than favorable considering how many times they've broken down on her.]

It appears as if these kinds of machines simply can't be trusted.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[Kanaya looks at her new elevator friend, and then at the control panel.]

Teleportation is much more effective than this. To further imply the ineptness of the method of transportation, so are stairs.

There may have been a much better out come if we has simply utilized the stairs.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

I agree. It would have been much more convenient to simply gap to my destination.

And I doubt stairs would have gone any better. All that climbing and all.

Assuming she is tressed like the boss she totally looks like in her icons

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

"To simply gap"? Is that some form of ability you have, or is that an additional feature of this space station?

[Tell me more, fashionably dressed elevator lady.]

And yes, I imagine stairs would be difficult to climb. If you fell, you would ruin your nice clothing. It would be a terrible thing to do with such a nice outfit.

Of course she's dressed like a boss. Eldritch beings have to keep up apearances

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

It's part of my abilities. I can manipulate borders. Like the border between point a and point b.

[She smiles at the compliment.]

They are rather nice, aren't they?

Oh man, she'll fit right in then.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Then I suppose I must appreciate the fact that you have stuck around in this elevator for as long as you have.

As an expert in fashion, I can assure you that they are quite tasteful.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Well, it'd be rude to just leave you stranded here.

[Oh yes, Kanaya. Stroke her ego. That's a way to get on her good side.]

Thank you. I'm glad this outfit survived the trip intact.

Can this be game canon yet?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[c: pretty much that face. Finally, someone with manners...]

Well, in any case, I appreciate the company as well as the courtesy. I am Kanaya Maryam, and yourself?

If you want it to be, I have no problem assuming this actually happened.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

I am Yukari Yakumo, Youkai of borders. Now then, I don't think I've encountered anything like you before. You have the horns of an oni, but the skin color is quite different.