KINK MEME 3.0

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Same rules as last time and the time before.

post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!

- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Shepard/Garrus Hallucination

Garrus is there for her when everything is bleak. Or at least that's what she thinks.

_{I am a horrible person.}

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK this is gonna be gorey. BRB, writing it.

[(Anonymous)]

Clu/Flynn/Motoko/The Major. TWIN SANDWICH, I DARE YOU.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

And then Flynn died of exhaustion and dehydration. Clu was sad, but neither of the Majors cared.

[(Anonymous)]

Sing's front page/Goggles (http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/)

Make it tender.

[(Anonymous)]

HALO cast - paleslut orgy

every gets together and talks about FEELINGS and EMOTIONS and works through their ISSUES

[(Anonymous)]

On a pile of DMRs.

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Emile

Trying to provoke Carter

god Emile is so hideously ooc in this

[(Anonymous)]

So, maybe he underestimated how frustrated Kat was. He knew she was - anyone could see that, unless you were Carter - but apparently he only had a vague idea. The intention had just been to flirt with her a little, proposition with no real intent, just to provoke Carter to make a move. Jealousy was always a good motivator, at least for Emile, and he was their number one fan.

But that backfired. He misread the situation - he never thought Kat was really that into him - and the next thing he knew she was on top of him, his hands digging bruises into her hips, and she was hot, wet, so fucking tight around him as he pressed up into her, groaning. Sorry Carter, didn't mean to sleep with your girl, but it's kind of hard to feel guilty when she was coming for the second time on his cock, squeezing and rocking into him and shivering like crazy. For a virgin (oh, fuck, ex-virgin), she knew how to use her hips.

That voice of hers could make even a celibate man break his vows.

By the time she rolled off his spent member, they were both sticky, bruised, and Emile thought his back might be bleeding from the scrape of blunt nails over his skin. And still, he wasn't exactly sure what had happened, aside from obviously hot sex. Which he was okay with, but...

"Kat, what about Carter?"

Kat had just looked at him over her shoulder, pulling her pants back on while he pushed himself up into a sitting position.

"I love him."

He didn't need to ask her to clarify, since hearing it from her mouth, so honest, was explanation enough. Awkward, since he never was good with feelings, but there weren't any feelings involved here. She'd used him as a convenient, friendly fuck. A way to vent frustration. It wouldn't happen again, and Carter would never know.

Well, that didn't go as planned.

[(Anonymous)]

Isaac Clarke/chocolate cake

SO RONERY

[(Anonymous)]

"Nicoooooole," Isaac sobbed, balls deep in the most delicious cake he'd ever baked. The thick, dark icing squelched through his fingers as he grasped at it-- trying to get a better angle, trying to gain some semblance of control. The soft baked good crumbled in his hands, bringing a fresh sob to his lips. "No, no, no," he brought his fingers to his lips, smearing the sweet confection across his chapped, bitten lips.

"No, no, no," and as he sucked his fingers clean, his own salty tears mingling with the rich taste of lard-laden cake, he released a load deep, deep inside it. He immediately fell upon the table, gathering the ruined cake in his arms and sobbing himself to sleep.

[(Anonymous)]

Thane/Motoko while she was pretending to be Irikah.

HERE LET ME JUST. TRAUMATIZE YOU A LITTLE MORE, THANE.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

NO MORE TRAUMA MMKAY

[(Anonymous)]

Shepard/Master Chief/Samus sammich

[(Anonymous)]

shameless thom/kat request
bonus: carter cameo

UST and comfort

1/3?

[(Anonymous)]

Hi I’m going to utterly suck at kat, holla. forgive any grammar errorssss, no one read this over and I wrote it in one go before bed 8(

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She wakes up like she always does when something feels off. Quick, with a breath in and a hand out, reaching for a weapon- whatever is closest, usually a smaller handgun of some sort. Behind her, there’s a quiet hum, lips pressed against the nape of her neck, fingers grazing over her stomach with affection, but no purpose. She’s gotten used to it, by now-- the way Carter wakes up before her, warm and lazy, running fingers over her stomach, never dipping down past the waistband of her pants, no matter how many times she arches her hips just a little, or tries to edge his hand down. There’s always a reason, always something.

This morning is no different-- similar to what happens every once in a while, where she shifts back against him, makes a soft noise at the fact he’s hard, she can feel it (why won’t you do anything) and Carter responds, a hand tracing down her thigh in a way that’s nowhere near intimate. It ends at her knee, and he sits up, sliding out of bed with a murmur of good morning, and he takes the far shower. On some level, she understands this morning in particular- he’s got rounds first thing in the morning, and she understands the need to hold to such things back, it’s just frustrating, beyond all reason.

The water starts running, and Kat rolls into his spot in the bed, curling herself in covers for a long moment, before she gives up, realizing that only makes it worse. A few moments of shifting and turning do little good besides make her more uncomfortable, terribly tempted to just reach her hand between her thighs and do something about it, but that’ll do just as little good as every time before that.

No, she needs a distraction.

By the time Carter is out of the shower and dressed, the bed is neatly made, with no trace of Kat anywhere.

thank you fmysexlife.net

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

http://fmysexlife.net/view/Misc/2852

VIRGIL FUCKING A WATERMELON AND GARDENIA COMES IN JUST AS VIRGIL JIZZES EVERYWHERE SCREAMING HER NAME

please Mouse?

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOU

[(Anonymous)]

Joe / Yukari waking up after a night of hot passionate HATE SEX.

Yukari topped.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . What is this? This is a hilarious awesome horrible idea.

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Carter

Kat decides if Carter won't bone her, she's gonna bone him 8(

Bonus if she drags one of the others for "equipment" shopping

1/2

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, their first 'date' had involved a lot of shopping, so when Kat asked informed him they were going back to the shopping district, he thought nothing of it. Perhaps it was a bit odd since he'd thought she and Carter had finally hooked up, but hey, he could roll with it.

What he wasn't expecting was for her to take him to one of the porn shops he'd already frequented on his own. He tried not to appear too knowledgeable on the layout as she obviously started looking for something specific.

“So, what do you have in mind … ?” He was almost afraid of the answer. Normally he wouldn't have had any problem getting intimate with Kat – can't even say he'd never thought about it before – but he wasn't at all prepared to mess with something in progress, if she and Carter were indeed doing this civilian 'dating' thing he'd heard so much about.

Kat had held back her reasoning thus far if for no other purpose than she was still fuming. She'd all but done a naked palm dance for Carter and he still hadn't batted an eye. “I'm looking for strap-ons.” She said simply, eyes scouring the merchandise, darting unimpressed over the huge floppy dildos and vibrators with a hundred attachments. She missed the not-so-subtle oh god why does that turn me on little chuckle from Jun as he rubs the back of his neck.

“I … think I saw some over here?” He lead her over to a corner where the more … dominant minded female could get her kicks. He felt a little shiver as Kat's eyes lit up,

“Yes, exactly what I was looking for.”

Jun watched her for another moment as she took down the boxes and looked at the different models. She certainly was putting a lot of thought into this. “So ...”

“I just feel that the Commander needs a little … hint.”

“Doesn't look so little of you ask me.” He was eyeing the particularly endowed model she had in her hands at the moment.

“Too much?”

Jun wavered his shoulders in a sort of non-commital shrug. “Might be, if it's his first time. I'd suggest this one,” He plucked down a model and handed it to her. “Should get the job done, and it's even equipped with a clitorial attachment to stimulate you as well.” He says it so matter-of-factly, for the moment not letting the weirdness of discussing sex toys with his LC get to him in lieu of 'hey, I have helpful information for you'.

It was probably one of their more successful shopping trips.

[(Anonymous)]

Carter/Thom

because we already had Kat/Thom

[(Anonymous)]

Ren!Shep/Tex.

Being badass redheads together.

And I do mean together.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not porn but I don't care. I want Zaeed's hallucinations. :<

My kink is tragic memories of dead daughters, apparently.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

LMAO WHAT

[(Anonymous)]

Zaeed/Altman

KINKY GUN LESSONS

they're both weird guys with issues, make it as horrible as possible

bonus if someone walks in and is traumatized by two old dudes being gayish

[(Anonymous)]

O'brien/Rookie

"It's not you, it's me"

Else: bonus Cameo from Black-One?

[(Anonymous)]

???/???

Abusing the mmo avatars for anonymous cybering.

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Virgil

Mutual manipulation

[(Anonymous)]

Dave/all the ladies

Dave is now a narwhal.

Bitches lovve wwhales.

Pretty sure this isn't what you had in mind... D: (1/4)

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

You know what would be lol

someone getting fucked by T when he's in his endoskeleton mode.

[(Anonymous)]

Delta/Cortana

Holodecks

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone/Jack Wynand

Asphyxiation.

[(Anonymous)]

oh hello

fff 'represent inglaym' captcha needs this as much as i do

[(Anonymous)]

Zaeed/Thane or Garrus

Prompt: RIFLE CLEANER.

[(Anonymous)]

Cindy/Eleanor

Sexy big sister horribleness