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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-04-14 12:10 am
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SHIPPING MEME




SHIPPING MEME
★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)
shipper: (❝and turn the white snow re)

[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2011-04-13 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
you ♥ Karkat
shipper: (❝he can set the music bac)

[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-13 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, this is pawsibly the most purrfect ship ever! You've got wonderful taste.

(Anonymous) 2011-04-14 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
You and Sweatface are ♦, obviously.

I'm not entirely sure you have the correct lobestem functions to feel anything black or ashen, actually. You're like Tavros.

♥... Not Karkat, at all. THIS IS SO FUCKING AWKWARD

(Anonymous) 2011-04-14 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I DID NOT JUST FUCK UP THAT HTML. GODDAMNIT.

But seriously.

Maybe for ♥... As much as I fucking hate suggesting this, maybe look outside the trolls?
shipper: (Default)

[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-14 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's ok, efuryone makes little mistakes now and then! I won't hold it against you. Although I may be a little purrterbed at you insinuating Tavros' brain doesn't work right! He's purrfectly fine, he just has the right idea in thinking that black is an awful quadrant. I don't want one.

Umm, really? I don't know, I never really thought about that...

(Anonymous) 2011-04-14 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should.

Not humans, though. They're fucking disgusting. Especially not one of those Striders.
shipper: (❝I was following the pac)

[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-14 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
There aren't really that many other species here you know! And the Striders are so much fun! They're all really nice.

(Anonymous) 2011-04-14 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T GO AFTER STRIDERS.
shipper: (❝the book of love is long and borin)

[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-14 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I will! You can't tell me what to do.

(Anonymous) 2011-04-14 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
STRIDERS ARE POSSIBLY THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO ANY UNIVERSE, PARADOX OR NOT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I AM SAVING YOU A PLETHORA OF PAIN AND REGRET.

DON'T.

FUCKING.

GO AFTER STRIDERSPAWN.
shipper: (❝place your hand on min)

[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-14 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, you sound purretty purrsonally invested in my flushed life! Could you purrhaps be a little jealous?

(Anonymous) 2011-04-14 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
What?! No fucking way! GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR SPONGE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

I'm just good at this shit. Since you're all a bunch of bumbling morons, it's my duty to set you straight, romantically.
shipper: (❝I can show it to yo)

[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-14 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Purrhaps you are good at relationship stuff but you are the absolute worst anon, Karkat.

And I'm not furgetting that idea! You sound pawsitively consumed with jealousy!