SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You and Sweatface are ♦, obviously.

I'm not entirely sure you have the correct lobestem functions to feel anything black or ashen, actually. You're like Tavros.

♥... Not Karkat, at all. THIS IS SO FUCKING AWKWARD

[(Anonymous)]

I DID NOT JUST FUCK UP THAT HTML. GODDAMNIT.

But seriously.

Maybe for ♥... As much as I fucking hate suggesting this, maybe look outside the trolls?

[shipper]

It's ok, efuryone makes little mistakes now and then! I won't hold it against you. Although I may be a little purrterbed at you insinuating Tavros' brain doesn't work right! He's purrfectly fine, he just has the right idea in thinking that black is an awful quadrant. I don't want one.

Umm, really? I don't know, I never really thought about that...

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe you should.

Not humans, though. They're fucking disgusting. Especially not one of those Striders.

[shipper]

There aren't really that many other species here you know! And the Striders are so much fun! They're all really nice.

[(Anonymous)]

DON'T GO AFTER STRIDERS.

[shipper]

Maybe I will! You can't tell me what to do.

[(Anonymous)]

STRIDERS ARE POSSIBLY THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO ANY UNIVERSE, PARADOX OR NOT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I AM SAVING YOU A PLETHORA OF PAIN AND REGRET.

DON'T.

FUCKING.

GO AFTER STRIDERSPAWN.

[shipper]

Anon, you sound purretty purrsonally invested in my flushed life! Could you purrhaps be a little jealous?

[(Anonymous)]

What?! No fucking way! GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR SPONGE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

I'm just good at this shit. Since you're all a bunch of bumbling morons, it's my duty to set you straight, romantically.

[shipper]

Purrhaps you are good at relationship stuff but you are the absolute worst anon, Karkat.

And I'm not furgetting that idea! You sound pawsitively consumed with jealousy!