spammin' with a repost

[featheryasshole]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to perform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

♠ Original meme

Comments

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Did you seriously just ask me that. Really? Really? It's because they are two totally different fucking people, oh my god. It's like saying "HERP DERP BLUH HEY VRISKA WHY DO YOU LIKE SPIDERS BUT THINK HOOFBEASTS ARE LAME?" God.

...

But I guess if we're getting specific, I like Orange Dave because I murdered him. And I hate Red Dave because he's an insufferable prick who tipped the hatescales by getting me an Earth human Valentine, duh.

[DEADPAN STARE.]

[onceaniso]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...Bullshit?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

You murdered him?!

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

Have you seen the My Little Pony cartoons from, like, the eighties?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Okay! Then...where do you come from? I mean, you're Dave, but you're not the Dave I knew. You're different.

Does...that make sense?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask you what your favorite color is but why are you killing Daves?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite color?

[featheryasshole]

Well, I can't really taste it, but some dumb bird instinct makes it fun to eat. Hilarious, right?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Just a little bit. And he started it! Jegus. Besides. He doesn't even mind! And I said I was sorry, okay, and not even in a bitchy insincere way. Fuck you. In the sponge clot.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die

[illiterage.livejournal.com]

I don't have any such thing.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I only killed one! Once! On the station!

...

And because he said I.

Um. Just.

...Because fuck you is why. Screw it, give me a dare, I'm not answering that!

[featheryasshole]

Yeah.

I'm from an alternate timeline. Things went wrong, it was shitty, I came back in time and fixed it.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite food?

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

Do you have any stories where someone else made it out alive that day too?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Why do you type in green?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Of course! My favorite was Lickity Split but...wait, how did you know?

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

...

You murdered orange Dave?!

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

... "I hate you, go die in a fire" is enough of a question for this thing, right?

[GUESS WHO'S BEEN LEARNING IDIOMS FROM THE INTERNET.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

How do you start killing somebody, that's not the way it works!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Just. [Mouthtwitch.] Just a little bit.

...Before I dare you! Uh. Will you hate me forever if I dare you to go kiss a Jade, or will you just hate me briefly and then make up with me in like. Eight minutes or something.

Just out of curiosity.

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

Hehe.

What's your favorite color!