featheryasshole: (DRUNKEN STUPOR???)
Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

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survivethesiren: ([emotion] Up to something)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
So what u wearin?

[identity profile] getmeagun.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[slowest. response. ever. SHUT UP ALL HE HAS IS A T9 KEYBOARD.]

what did you do ths time.
theuserabides: (Default)

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
How many have you had Jalen?

I'm on my fifth. I think. Autocorrect is awesome.

[identity profile] alphaclass.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You need to stop
a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (procedural language)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-05-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
you tell those damn kids get off your lawn and shoot them

they'll listen good
survivethesiren: (normal] side look)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Then say you won't be disappointed.


Say it.

I need to tell you but say it. :(
Edited 2011-05-05 22:36 (UTC)

[identity profile] qcksilverspear.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
ITWAS THERE IW AS BORED STOP THE ROOOOOOOOM
gottakilldaves: (REVEEEEEEEENGE!!!!!!!!)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
time traveb is stipid and dumb and fake
i didnt ruiu nbsit
ruin shit
that

so yeah fuck yoy i do what i wnat
gfo diw in youyr own freakish mutant fire for freakish mutans with dumb feathers
theuserabides: (Default)

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Give the phone to Tron Fenris

wait you can't read this

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT ARE ALL THESE WORDS ]

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... what ]

Who taught you chatspeak?
a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (not even mad)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-05-05 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
well excuuuuuse me princesse

u texted ME
gottakilldaves: (excuse me while i use my human sarcasm)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
the fuck are you even takling about
gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
hey spiderface
lets get our fucking fight on
so i can shoot you in teh fucking face alreayd you dumb biurch

[identity profile] theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
sp is what youre wearing

dont see me tellling you to put a jscket on.

[identity profile] aderpable.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
clothes?
theuserabides: (Default)

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-05 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Splitting hairs >:(
survivethesiren: (Default)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, you're going to be so wet in the morning.
survivethesiren: (Default)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...

No one.

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