STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[a_perfect_end]

not cool. it was hot.

[YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *sunglasses*]

you're. you're an okay guy, you. especially for a monitior.

no ioffense.

[recompiling]

but

why donn't you liek humans anymore?

Re: also will ft typos are not supposed to go in subjects

[gottakilldaves]

my what
the fuck are you even takling about

> Flynn: Get drunk and troll AIs

[theuserabides]

Look lady the liver needs exercise to grow hard and strong just like any other muscle

[notsoloyal]

YOu suck why are yoour skisll so goood

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

why not

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

nooooo, snow forever :(

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

> SHODAN: just. have no idea what to do and be totally unintimidating whilst drunk

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

what
no
that is incorrect
i am not an idiot i had access to medical facilities on citatel station
it is an easy way t posion
people

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

someone said you needed to get laid

im trying to see if i can get something ouit of this


im feeling nice ok

[shipper]

:33 < becaise hurt is all sads
:33 < and blood and explosions
:33 < i dont want mt frueinds anywehre near that
:33 < the should ahve hapy instead

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

he tries, and she's so persuasive~ (or maybe he's just easily persuaded)

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

oh

well

i um

i suppose if you really want to

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[a_perfect_end]

be that way, i saw his phone. ;)

so often the same thing.

but speaking OF creepy and sarcasm, any luck with the files?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

i found this

attachment: saddest.jpg (http://www.splotchy.com/images/blog/uncon/junkyard.jpg)

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

meet me dpwnstairs and ill show you

[Look at Gibson, promoting cross-cultural understanding and learning from the Users.]

[gottakilldaves]

ksjdgadkslgalejhgadfhsadg

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[shipper]

:33 < tis ok im being so careful! im on the abnister
:33 < and kidnf of cant egt down but thats ok toim still at the top
:33 < yes wen 33d all the opeople! as your captain this is your mission i ma givng to you
:33 < find pople to face stair justice

[a_perfect_end]

don't use large words D:

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

no its not

you just havent found the right kind