STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

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[survivethesiren]

ur ttly hotter than Sam.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ ... what ]

Who taught you chatspeak?

[survivethesiren]

...

No one.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ He's really not as drunk as he should be. TIME TO FIX THAT. ]

Must be universal.

[survivethesiren]

...

I don't want to talk texting types to you.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

Then don't

[survivethesiren]

I just want to talk, Dillinger.

Why don't you want to talk to me :(

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

I am talking to you

Do you have a point

TROLLOLOL IN 3--2--

[a_perfect_end]

haven't seen u since party.

how are things?

HOUSTON WE HAVE A TROLL

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

Thrilling.

How did you get this number

[a_perfect_end]

oh i BET

you kiss sam yet or what

haha you sleep. i don't sleep. ;)

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

You kiss Flynn yet?

Really

How interesting

[a_perfect_end]

MAN UP i asked you first :D

...yes?

i don't sleep.

also how did you creepy like that.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

You asked but that doesn't mean you're going to get an answer

You're mistaking creepiness for sarcasm.

[a_perfect_end]

be that way, i saw his phone. ;)

so often the same thing.

but speaking OF creepy and sarcasm, any luck with the files?

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

u get that thing i sent u?

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

You're going to have to be more specific

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

that thing, man

the one i sent to u

did you get it yet or what?

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

man, i don't want to sent it again

4realz

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

What thing, Hardison

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

the thing

its okay, we coo, no big




ill just send it again, man

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

hey man





u get that thing i sent you?

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ OLD MEME, HARDISON. OLD MEME. ]

Very mature

[ he totes mad ]