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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

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im already black

super black

i think i know where a store is to get milk ad tea

:33 < omh my gohs how did oyu know we were going to purrlay this? cna ouy see hte future?? :OO
:33 < ok so we should gethte the mlik and tea nad strat ninjaing right away

i can shoot the future

do ninja cats shoot the future

:33 < i dont know i cannt shoot anything at all
:33 < we shoudl find out

okay ill try

there i shot i think it

:33 < helloooo???
:33 < are you ther enymore
:33 < oh no ninja cat rbotb car fureind come back :(((((

[a few seconds later]

im ok

someone shot me so i shot them baxck

:33 < oho ok
:33 , i am gladyoure saef! my furiends shouldnt get hurt
:33 < espeically the nija ones

but what if i like hurt

:33 < thne you n33d all the hugs
:33 < ebcause thats not ok :((
:33 < not at allll

why not

:33 < becaise hurt is all sads
:33 < and blood and explosions
:33 < i dont want mt frueinds anywehre near that
:33 < the should ahve hapy instead

no its not

you just havent found the right kind

:33 < becaus ethere is no right kind
:33 < i have had all kinds of hurts so id know
:33 < i know really relaly well

youve probably missed a few

someone

i dont want to talk about this anymore can we be ninja cats again

:33 < yes ok i dont elike thinoing about it it makes m yheart hurt
:33 < and my head now urghjr
:33 < lets get some tea kk

energon tea?

:33 < iabve neveer had that ikidn!
:33 < but if its good ok

i dont know if you can drink it

i think if you put energon in organics they explode

:33 < m not ogrnic im a troll
:33 < got hornnnns nad everything

but your not made of metal

like me

:33 < no im made of
:33 < of
:33 < gr33n

ok but your still organic

if i stepped on you

you would go squish

and so you're organc

im not gonna step on you though ok

:33 < thtas good! id be sad if you stepped on me :((
:33 < even if squish is a funny soudnm
:33 , h33 h33 squish suqijs squish
:33 < we shoudl have a squishy tea party

but im not squishy

though im tryigg gto get shockwa

logsan to help me make a holoform

it wont be squishy but itll be close unless i go pretender

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