so there was this once drunk party last night...

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME

 

Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...

Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything allowed so long as muns are cool with it.
4. Profit!

Comments

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

FFF I see a Carter Icon. I click post. Way to fail me.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard just slides a little closer. Somewhere in her unconscious mind she recognizes that if she's this comfortable and someone is next to her, she doesn't need to go for the closest firearm. Unfortunately Carter is very large and so Shepard is separated from the blanket.

She's gone long enough without blankets. She likes them. She huffs and actually opens an eye as she grabs for it.

Wait. Human. And...yeah, male. This big?

Her brain jogs and she twists around.]

Carter?

[That is probably the most girly and high pitched anyone on Sacrosanct has ever heard her voice.]

LMFAO <33

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ He drapes his arm and some blankets over her with a little grunt-- he's used to blanket stealing with Kat and him, honestly. It's instinct by now to just kind of sleepily drape them over her.

Except.


Well.

That's not Kat's voice. ]

-- Shepard?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard doesn't even have the presence of mind to move as he shoves the blanket on her. She just...stares at him like she's hoping he'll vanish or her vision will clear after a moment. When it doesn't, her expression shifts quickly through confusion, something distantly akin to embarrassment, and then resignation.]

I knew that last drink was one too many.

[Shepard just scrubs her hand over her face and drops back down against him. Why the hell not?]

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ what does he even say to that D:

Carter opens his mouth, and then abruptly finds her sinking back down against him, and he freezes.

what am human interaction. ]

Ah.

[ G-gently touching her shoulder, um. ]

Are you feeling well?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard just looks up at him like that's the strangest question anyone could have asked and then looks at his hand. Perched on her shoulder. Like she was a delicate glass butterfly or something.]

I'm hungover as hell, aren't you?

[Now that he's gone all rigid BADUMCHHH, he's much less comfortable. Shepard, however, has no urge to get up just yet and she's not going to let something like Carter's inherent discomfort ruin this situation.]

You know I am currently unarmed, right? Also, probably not about to attack.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ J-just a nod, hhnng. ]

Extremely.

[ awkwardly just kind of shifting under her, realizing he's not comfortable. ]

I know.

--you're alright?

[ LMFAO SO BLUNT sobbing flskwaf]

I regret nothing.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard was too hungover to really feel sympathy for Carter in this situation...actually, no, that implied that she'd feel sympathy for him, in this situation, when sober. As it was, Shepard just blinked at him and then, with a sigh, grabbed his awkwardly shuffling hand and all but dragged his arm around her midsection. Warmer. Better.

Okay, back to that question?]

Carter, I was rebuilt with muscles and bones that can take the recoil of anti-spacecraft weaponry with only mild bruising.

[Okay. Even Shepard can't keep the grin off her face at this. It's just. Too. Funny.]

Your dick is impressive, but it won't kill me.






[Oh man, when is she going to get another opportunity like this?]

Well, maybe by asphyxiation.

oh god 8D

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ Oh god oh god.

Hhhnngh. Carter makes a strained noise and just. Kind of. Okay, tries. :( His arm circles around her and he tugs her in to settle against him, relieved at that, at least. ]

I don't.

I-- that's good. That I won't.

[ SFSHGAKSLJF OH GOD screaming. ]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[psst! PSST! Hey Boss! There's a llama in your room! (http://singularityderp.livejournal.com/15562.html?thread=3505866#t3505866)]

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ there are no words ]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[sorry boss you're being spooned.]

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ fwkafmaeklm he is always big spoon wat is dis.











besides oddly comfortable >_>

Carter shifts back into the warm weight, opening his eyes a little with confusion, but augh, god, it's fucking bright and his head throbs. Must just be Kat, then. ]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[yeah except he hasn't shaved and that stubble against your shoulder? PROBABLY NOT KAT. just saying.]

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ realizing it after just a moment, and going so. still, sitting up and jerking around and fwkmfawkmf ]

--Thom?

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD WAIT WHAT]

... Uh. Morning?

[is this a dream? this should probably be a dream. A really, really fucking weird dream.]

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

...Good morning.

[ Ohhhh my god please kill him please. ]

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[Thom just. Flops on his back and tucks his hands behind his head? this... actually feels pretty... not... totally off the wall?

... MOSTLY...]

Iiiiiiiiii should-- probably. Uh.

[flail.]

Tea? Sir?

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Stop hugging the blankets. God.]}

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ it's not his fault he's almost 7' tall and needs a bunch of blankets B( ]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Totally is. Tug.]

Stop hogging the blankets.</sub>

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

Nnn.

[ glancing at the pillows and-- oh. Uh.

Oh.

You're awfully scaly, bro. ]

--What--

[ oh god what is this. SLOWLY MOVING AWAY. ]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Garrus is still half asleep.]}

Who the Hell-?

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ oh hell no. GOING FOR A GUN SO FAST. ]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.]}