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DATING SIM MEME

DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the ~~victims~~ potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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[Your English teacher. He's a decent guy, but he doesn't put up with slackers. SO DON'T BE A SLACKER.]

[ SLACKS. ]

> Call on him.

> Keep him after class.

> Confiscate his Dresden Files.

> "Extra credit."

[CONFISCATING LIKE A BOSS.]

I'm sorry, but until you can focus on your work, I'm holding onto these.

Whaaat, but those are mine! Hey, it's English, isn't it?! It totally counts!

> PUNISHMENT.

> Saucy Shakespeare is way more important. Demonstrate.

> Assign 800 words on why Dresden Files is derivative trash.

> SEXY PUNISHMENT.

Did I assign you the series? No.

All right, this is it. I hate to do this, but... I have a punishment for you. A reading assignment with an essay.

...You're going to read Twilight.

...

...All right, that works.

[ He seems oddly complacent about this. ]

> You already own the whole set, don't you.

> Not enough for you? Let's try Anne Rice.

> It's not too late to just smack him. It's a private school, after all.

> For that matter, the teacher's office is empty this time of day.

Clearly, that's not enough suffering for you. How does Anne Rice sound?

[ jdslgfghfs ] Oh, come on, Mr. Mason!

> Assign Vampire Chronicles.

> Assign Sleeping Beauty trilogy.

> Assign Christ the Lord.

> Change mind, assign him something from fanfiction.net.

Christ the Lord. 1000 words on what it's a deep, motivating story.

It's motivating my red pen already.

> Double the homework.

> Change due date to tomorrow.

> Ask to have it hand-delivered to your home.

> Change mind, assign him the whole Bible instead.

Have it at my house by Friday, okay?

Um... Why your house?

> Oh... just a little 'extra credit.'

> I make enough time for you. Now you make time for me.

> Because then you can get your books back.

> Don't question me, boy.

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a. Say hello.
b. Warn him that the hotpot was last used to make chef boyardee and he should probably wash it first
c. Ask why that Hanna kid never does his work isn't he your mentee
d. Say... hello. After all, teacher's lounge is pretty empty...

[Grins a bit wryly.]

You... probably want to wash that out first. Just take it from me.

Hmm?

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... oh. Thank you.

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a. Ask how his classes are going.
b. Ask how he's holding up with his new students
c. Ask if he'd like to go out for lunch later
b. Ask if he'd like to go out later, period.

Things okay with the students?

For the most part. There's always one or two, you know...

[puts the water on]

a. Ask him to elaborate
b. ask if you can have a cup of tea as well
c. Change the subject
d. REALLY change the subject...

Mind if I have a cup?

[Gestures to the tea.]

And you know, if you need a hand with a student, I don't mind putting one or two in their place.

Oh, not at all.

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And it's not... that. Well, I mean, there's Chris, but we all have issues with Chris.

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There's one, I simply... worry about his home life. He seems quite ill, most of the time.

a. Offer advice
b. Offer condolences
c. don't offer
d. Offer certain other favors

[LOL SPECIAL FAVOR. No.]

Sorry to hear that. Bad immune system?

[ sollux uses his typing quirk to be obnoxious and give teacher a hard time

but otherwise turns in thoughtful and well-spoken assignments. ]

>A. fail him in everything
>B. persistently correct his papers in the hopes he'll catch on
>C. get back at him by calling on him and making him talk in his horrible lisp
>D. talk to him after class

[The typing bothers him, but after awhile, he recognizes the intelligence. Harry can appreciate it for what's underneath, even if the surface can be a little annoying.

OPTION D. S'UP.]

Sollux, I know you turn in pretty solid work for the most part -- but that doesn't excuse your grammatical errors. This is English, and if you want to pass, I have an assignment for you.

[Shepard looks like she's paying attention but hands in homework that looks remarkably similar to the work of another student, like...down to punctuation errors.

That and it's not copied in her handwriting.

She sketches wrestlers on the corners of her papers as she takes notes.]

a. Omg wtf, see me after class.
b. Seriously, seriously? Make her share with the class.
c. Ignore because she's a Varsity Jock but be clearly disappointed.
d. Detention, LIKE A BOSS.

[Seriously, Ms. Shepard. SERIOUSLY?]

Ms. Shepard, I think it's important to share with the rest of the class your outstanding work. Don't you think?

[She freezes up and looks to her left and her right before staring back at Mr. Mason.]

Uh...No?

[She pauses.]

I mean uh, that I don't think it's important to share, not that it's not outstanding. Or...something.

[AWKWARD SILENCE.]

a. Make her stand up and show the class the wrestling adventures on her page.
b. Grill her re: the topic of the class.
c. Sudden pop-quiz.
d. ~~Have you seen my daughter....?~~ Make her move to the front.

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