DATING SIM MEME

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

>C. Tell your friend THE TRUTH!!

[ oh hell no. why would you want to do that? that is a TERRIBLE IDEA. you could not possibly do that right now. you are far too GENRE SAVVY to make a mistake like confessing your feelings at the BEGINNING OF THE GAME. it would probably result in karkat running away and causing the BAD END. that is the last thing sollux wants to happen. ]

>A. Tell bulgesucking friend it's nothing he'd understand.

Weird coding thit. You know, the thtuff you never get becauthe you're kind of fucking retarded around computerth.

[ you can tell your best friend about your HACKING EXPLOITS, because he is your best friend and automatically trustworthy. the two of you combined are SO COOL. ]

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU, I AM NOT.

[This is a lie. Karkat knows it. Sollux knows it. Karkat knows that Sollux knows it. It's pretty much out there.]

God, you're such an ego-masturbating shitfisted grubfucker! I can barely hear you over the disgusting squelching of your furious auto fellating! Can you even hear ME over that heinous shit!? It's like being stuck in a wet wind tunnel! All communication is lost! We're fucking doomed!

>A. Disregard friend's gross rambling that you're kind of tuning out anyway to tell him about your SICK HACKING EXPLOITS.
>B. Offer to show friend your WEIRD CODING SHIT, both to PACIFY and maybe IMPRESS him. You know he digs it.
>C. SMACK A BITCH.
>D. Point friend to the fact that HIS FLY IS DOWN.