DATING SIM MEME

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DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU, I AM NOT.

[This is a lie. Karkat knows it. Sollux knows it. Karkat knows that Sollux knows it. It's pretty much out there.]

God, you're such an ego-masturbating shitfisted grubfucker! I can barely hear you over the disgusting squelching of your furious auto fellating! Can you even hear ME over that heinous shit!? It's like being stuck in a wet wind tunnel! All communication is lost! We're fucking doomed!

>A. Disregard friend's gross rambling that you're kind of tuning out anyway to tell him about your SICK HACKING EXPLOITS.
>B. Offer to show friend your WEIRD CODING SHIT, both to PACIFY and maybe IMPRESS him. You know he digs it.
>C. SMACK A BITCH.
>D. Point friend to the fact that HIS FLY IS DOWN.