DATING SIM MEME

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DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Is that the clarinet kid from marching band? Nerd harass, GO.]

Hey, you.

a. IGNORE FERVENTLY.
b. YEAH, what's it to you?
c. Play clarinet.
d. Walk away quickly.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[You get the cold shoulder, Shepard. IGNORED LIKE A PRO.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Huffs as she is ignored because she is clearly a Japanese girl-bully and thus her only reaction is to be a waspish bitch.]

You got a hearing problem? I'm talking to you.

[She crowds his space.]

a. Little close there, honey. Shove her.
b. Ingore the proximity and sneer.
c. Respond snidely.
d. OHSHIT, back away.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Oh dang you getting up in my grill? SHOVE.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[BAND NERD RETALIATES!? Shepard is unprepared for this eventuality and stumbles back before falling, dramatically, on her ass after tripping over a bench. She glares and scrambles up, fixing her impractical pleated skirt and long socks.]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[He seems unphased. She likes that. She glares and crowds him again, to no avail.

Sagely nod and a too-hard friendly shoulder smack.]

You're alright, for a band nerd.


a. Are you bipolar?
b. Kay.
c. Slap her shoulder back.
d. Walk away and shake head.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[AUGH MY ARM. Well, no, Soundwave isn't a wuss, even though he probably does look a bit like a pushover. He blinks a bit.

Uh. Sure. He slaps her shoulder back. CLEARLY THIS IS A SOCIAL NORM?]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[He seems to get it, and he has responded accurately. She grins and fishes through her jacket before pulling out a smoke and offering him one.]

What's your name, slick?

a. Take it and look awkward.
b. Take it and smoke.
c. Refuse it.
d. Stare blankly.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Silently refuses.]

NAME: SOUNDWAVE.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Soundwave, huh?

[She pulls back the carton and takes one out, for herself.]

Sounds Japanese or something. [She shrugs and lights it.]

Your parents have dreams about you being in band or something?

a. My parents wanted me to be a [insert completely unrelated job here.]
b. What's it to you?
c. Stare awkwardly and supply an unrelated factoid.
d. ALL GLORY TO LORD MEGATRON.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

HN. MY PARENTS: DESIRE ME TO BECOME A SENATOR. LIKE THEM.

[ALL GLORY TO LORD MEGATRON Soundwave will be superior to them one day!]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

A senator. Oh, so your the [Insert Family Name Here] kid? Huh, thought you'd be taller.

[She exhales a smoke ring and looks inordinately pleased with herself.]

So what's with the clarinet?

a. Told you bitches didn't know bout my Clarinet.
b. I use it to destroy my enemies.
c. It's hard to march and play piano.
d. None your damned business. [Scratch your face in a manner that vaguely implies Yakuza.]