DATING SIM MEME

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DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[BAND KID. Kind of quietly keeping to himself. Bitches don't know about my CLARINET.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Is that the clarinet kid from marching band? Nerd harass, GO.]

Hey, you.

a. IGNORE FERVENTLY.
b. YEAH, what's it to you?
c. Play clarinet.
d. Walk away quickly.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[You get the cold shoulder, Shepard. IGNORED LIKE A PRO.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Huffs as she is ignored because she is clearly a Japanese girl-bully and thus her only reaction is to be a waspish bitch.]

You got a hearing problem? I'm talking to you.

[She crowds his space.]

a. Little close there, honey. Shove her.
b. Ingore the proximity and sneer.
c. Respond snidely.
d. OHSHIT, back away.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Oh dang you getting up in my grill? SHOVE.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[BAND NERD RETALIATES!? Shepard is unprepared for this eventuality and stumbles back before falling, dramatically, on her ass after tripping over a bench. She glares and scrambles up, fixing her impractical pleated skirt and long socks.]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[He seems unphased. She likes that. She glares and crowds him again, to no avail.

Sagely nod and a too-hard friendly shoulder smack.]

You're alright, for a band nerd.


a. Are you bipolar?
b. Kay.
c. Slap her shoulder back.
d. Walk away and shake head.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[AUGH MY ARM. Well, no, Soundwave isn't a wuss, even though he probably does look a bit like a pushover. He blinks a bit.

Uh. Sure. He slaps her shoulder back. CLEARLY THIS IS A SOCIAL NORM?]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[He seems to get it, and he has responded accurately. She grins and fishes through her jacket before pulling out a smoke and offering him one.]

What's your name, slick?

a. Take it and look awkward.
b. Take it and smoke.
c. Refuse it.
d. Stare blankly.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Silently refuses.]

NAME: SOUNDWAVE.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Soundwave, huh?

[She pulls back the carton and takes one out, for herself.]

Sounds Japanese or something. [She shrugs and lights it.]

Your parents have dreams about you being in band or something?

a. My parents wanted me to be a [insert completely unrelated job here.]
b. What's it to you?
c. Stare awkwardly and supply an unrelated factoid.
d. ALL GLORY TO LORD MEGATRON.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

HN. MY PARENTS: DESIRE ME TO BECOME A SENATOR. LIKE THEM.

[ALL GLORY TO LORD MEGATRON Soundwave will be superior to them one day!]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[Your buddy who gives you all his science notes to copy from! You know. The one that everyone calls a fag.]

Hi, Soundwave! [So happy.]

+I don't want to be seen with you.
+Give him an awkward hug.
+Wince. He talks too loud.
+Stick it in.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Winces a little. Why is everyone so loud.]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sorry buddy. I was just so excited to see you. See, I won a trip to the national science fair with my last student project. It's a one month paid trip!

+Take me with you!
+So you're leaving me here? I can't last a month alone with Shepard around!
+Find his ticket and burn it.
+Take me now.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...QUERY: YOU ARE GOING?

[Going and LEAVING ME HERE WITH THE CRAZIES?]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[He smiles.]

If all goes well... why? Is something wrong?

+I'll miss you.
+Who will protect me from the bullies?
+You can't go.
+Wall him.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...

[WALLS HIM. IN ORDER. TO STARE AT SKYFIRE. VERY INTENSELY.]

...
...
I AM.
WORRIED. ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN. TO YOU.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[OOF.]

W-Wha...

Soundwave, nothing is going to happen... I appreciate your concern but-

But what are you doing?

+Saving you. From yourself.
+Hug him.
+Kiss him.
+Bad touch.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Awkward. Hug.]

...

[He has no idea how else to express himself.]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Uh... [He hugs back.]

I see. You don't want me to go, huh?

[Pets.]

+Don't leave.
+Take me with you.
+Aahhhh! This is awkward! Kiss him!
+Stick it in.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't really want to say it. He slowly shakes his head "no".]

[notsoloyal]

['Sup. It's that weird science kid that likes throwing things at your head. He's throwing some crumpled up papers at your head. PAPERS WITH WEIRD WRITING ON THEM.]

• Glare. Glare like you mean it.
• Yell at him.
• Throw something of your own back.
• Hold him down! _

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Oh man this weird kid. He doesn't know what to make of him.

But today. TODAY IS THE DAY OF. VENGEANCE. THING.

Soundwave digs out a pen from his bag and flicks it at the science kid. VENGEAAAANCE.]

[notsoloyal]

[Fraaaaaaag. PEN TO FACE. Nooooooooo.

Rubs his forehead.]

What was that for?!

• Explain calmly.
• Explain in the meanest way possible.
• Throw more things.
• SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE _

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Explains calmly.]

YOU THROW THINGS AT ME.
I AM SIMPLY RETURNING THE FAVOR.