DATING SIM MEME

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DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[Your buddy who gives you all his science notes to copy from! You know. The one that everyone calls a fag.]

Hi, Soundwave! [So happy.]

+I don't want to be seen with you.
+Give him an awkward hug.
+Wince. He talks too loud.
+Stick it in.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Winces a little. Why is everyone so loud.]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sorry buddy. I was just so excited to see you. See, I won a trip to the national science fair with my last student project. It's a one month paid trip!

+Take me with you!
+So you're leaving me here? I can't last a month alone with Shepard around!
+Find his ticket and burn it.
+Take me now.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...QUERY: YOU ARE GOING?

[Going and LEAVING ME HERE WITH THE CRAZIES?]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[He smiles.]

If all goes well... why? Is something wrong?

+I'll miss you.
+Who will protect me from the bullies?
+You can't go.
+Wall him.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...

[WALLS HIM. IN ORDER. TO STARE AT SKYFIRE. VERY INTENSELY.]

...
...
I AM.
WORRIED. ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN. TO YOU.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[OOF.]

W-Wha...

Soundwave, nothing is going to happen... I appreciate your concern but-

But what are you doing?

+Saving you. From yourself.
+Hug him.
+Kiss him.
+Bad touch.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Awkward. Hug.]

...

[He has no idea how else to express himself.]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Uh... [He hugs back.]

I see. You don't want me to go, huh?

[Pets.]

+Don't leave.
+Take me with you.
+Aahhhh! This is awkward! Kiss him!
+Stick it in.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't really want to say it. He slowly shakes his head "no".]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Hey, I know you can get by for a month.

You're strong like that... but if you really don't want me to go? I'll stay. What are friends for?

+HUGS DEEPLY.
+KISSES DEEPLY.
+GET A HAPPY.
+STICK IT IN.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[HAPPY, GET.

He smiles a little, pressing his forehead against Skyfire's chest.]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[And this is why people shove you in lockers, buddy. That's okay, Skyfire loves you.]

+Take it to the next step. SEAL THE DEAL.
+I always get what I want. Because I'm cute.
+Steal his wallet.
+Rapetime.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[SEALS THE DEAL. With a kiss.]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[Oh hello kissing.]

Oh man... if anyone finds out about this we are gonna get beaten up so many times.

[Kissback.]

+I resign myself to being shoved into ten lockers.
+BILLME WITH SCIENCE, BABY.
+We should stop.
+Stick it in.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

IT WILL BE DEALT WITH.