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CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

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The list:

Soundwave - A new pair of handmade headphones + his scarf.
Shockwave - Some cute, reusable, wearable ice-packs.
Altman - A compilation of data he has scrounged from his hard drive about the minerals found on other planets.
Mr. Freeze - Gets a snowglobe with a wee house and a nice blue scarf
Thane - A nice gunscope.
Gem - A knitted hat he made himself.
Eric - A sweater that Skyfire thought looked nice, but is really super trashy.
Alejandro - A holographic music box.
Jin - A tiny wind-up robot bird he tinkered together himself.
Camille - Some homemade cookies.
Grid - A nice big steak.

IDK if I'm forgetting anyone, comment here if I am.

Edited 2011-12-20 06:18 (UTC)

Skyfire receives:
- A heating system for his household.

The Joker receives:
- A punch in the face and frostbite.

Not many things from Thane, since he doesn't really celebrate Christmas, but what the hell, he'll make an exception for a couple of people.

John Shepard receives:
- One (1) space hamster.

Jane Shepard receives:
- Two (2) bottles of hanar liquor. It's quite potent, but Thane figures you can handle it.

Skyfire, Six, and Thom receive:
- A pair of bracelets; the beads are carved out of wood, engraved with either symbols or perhaps it is the written language of Thane's people. Hard to tell. Regardless, there is a note from Thane explaining that the bracelets represent his own people's sense of festivity and unity, which is similar enough to Christmas. The difference being, Thane adds in his note, that his people's holiday isn't this month so this is technically an early gift in his opinion.

The rest of Normandyhaus receive:
- An increase in stock of alcohol. That's a gift almost everyone can appreciate, right?

Skyfire receives:
- A dead animal in a box.

karkat doesn't realize he's supposed to get people shit. whoops.

YOU ALL GET NOTHING.

This may change, but here's what I've come up with so far:

Sonic (Modern) - Depending on whenever he gets credits for blood donation, he'll either give him a chili dog or he'll give him a couple of his rings that he has with him.

Classic Sonic - Most likely the same as above.

That's...about it for now. He did just join a while ago so there isn't a lot of people he would give gifts to yet.

So, Leoben hasn't quite clued into this whole Christmas thing, and thus probably won't be getting anyone anything. However, if someone gets him something, he'll probably figure out a way to repay them somehow.

All the Daves: MAILBOMBS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Vriska: MAILBOMB DISGUISED AS AN 8-BALL (IT ONLY SAYS "FUCK YOU" AND "FAIRYDEMONS GET OUT")

Sollux: MAILBOMB.

Other Sollux: MAILBOMB. EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU YET.

Both Terezis: MAILBOMBSSSS.

EVERY TROLL EXCEPT KARKAT AND ARADIA: MAILBOMB!!!!!!!!

Karkat: A stab to the fucking gut, also his own beartrap.

Jade: A Barrett M82 rifle with plenty of heavy ammunition, "just in case." (for use on Daves only you know which one)

Bro: A set bear trap in a box, and a note that reads "sorry about all the mailbombs but not really"

SHODANbitchtits: He's sending Goggles another mailbomb.

Goggles: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS MOTHERFUCKER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MAILBOMBS

if im forgetting anyone you probably got a mailbomb

No one gets anything from Ladon ~~unless they make puppy eyes at him~~.

Bah humbug.

jsyk I heard that in Willy Wonka's voice.

YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.

Eridan - A leather jacket like Joes
Gamzee - A Best of Queen CD
Camille - Salt water taffy

Light family gifts later.

If that hamster doesn't arrive drunk, it's going to be drunk within five minutes of arriving in Normandyhaus. Boozehaus!

FOR SOME STRANGE AND INEXPLICABLE REASON~ there was this massive brick of carbon just shoved down his fireplace

Look again, Hypatia; your coal is now diamonds, which arrive in the bottoms of stockings, in turn, of everyone on his list.

Happy Boxing Day! ~

He heard there were supposed to be lists. He's into that.

Jin will treasure it. Legit treasure it. Forever.

Camille will just eat hers. No treasuring involved.

Due to him being a failure the last month, he hasn't really had any time or energy to go shopping. So everyone he knows is getting packets of homemade tea. And a couple people get a few extra things.

Kimiko: a box of rare clock parts and a homemade 99% safe cold fusion battery, as well as a light blue scarf
Ladon: a sun lamp and a wine-red scarf
Skyfire: typed descriptions and reports on life forms on other planets he's seen, with drawings. Also a red and white striped scarf
Wistala: a little jade dragon charm and a green scarf, though he's not sure she needs it
Protomen!Megaman: gourmet hot chocolate and a blue scarf
Emile: a Nerf gun and a black scarf with cute white skulls.
OC!Alex: a piece of uncut opal (it reminds him of their dreamscapes) and a brown scarf

"someone is getting shot in the face for this"

addendum;

Protoman: MAILBOMB.

see keywords bring it bitch

As expected

no regrets

he may not actually shoot jack in the face, it depends on the potency of the bomb.

if it is enough, yeah jack you're going to get deadified.

NOPE CAN'T KILL JACK NOIR IF HE CAN GET BETTER FROM BEING CUT IN HALF HE CAN SURVIVE A

LASER TO THE FACE

SOMEHOW...

maybe he'll just use a shittier bomb instead

oh my god best stabdad BEST!!!!

'nother addendum, Jade also gets her own "sorry about all the mailbombs" note BIa

and DAMN RIGHT HE IS

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CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

Skyfire

FROM MR. FREEZE

FROM THANE KRIOS

FROM AM

FROM KARKAT

From Tails

From Leoben

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FROM JOE

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wrong journal idec