CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

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CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

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Shepard, John:
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvenir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ The previous set scattered randomly though an assortment of empty boxes for the same.
➤ Said random assortment of empty and occupied boxes packed into his living quarters from ceiling to floor, wall to wall, making entry impossible.
➤ The gift of patience.

Shepard, Jane
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvinir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ Official "The Skies of Sacrosanct" diorama display case.

Vakarian, Garrus
➤ Traditional spiced dextro-safe red wine, with a green bow.

Krios, Thane
➤ A potted, flowering cactus and instructions on care.

vas Normandy, Tali'Zorah
➤ A novelty robot-shaped alarm clock, with radio and MP3 function.

Williams, Ashley
➤ A Gatling-style rapid fire paintball gun and pink, glow-in-the-dark ammunition.

Feron
➤ A festive hat, red and white striped.
➤ Brandy hidden inside festive hat.

Parker
➤ One copy of Catch Me If You Can (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_Me_If_You_Can)
➤ A basket containing an assortment of movie snacks

Cortana
➤ A 50 TB hard drive, partially loaded with a selection of classic literature from a variety of Citadel races.

Tron
➤ An antique Chakram, along with a book on the history of said weaponry

Clu
➤ One copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zen_and_the_Art_of_Motorcycle_Maintenance)

Flynn, Kevin
➤ A very large, elaborately wrapped box, containing a slightly smaller box, which contains another, smaller box, ect.
➤ An unnecessarily large number of packing peanuts.
➤ A folded paper map leading to the location of a salvageable 1955 Triumph TR5 Trophy Motorcycle, nonfunctional, found in the junkyard.

Everyone Else Gets Booze. Except for the Children. You get Train sets.

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So who's up for a paintball fight?