CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

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CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

Comments

HUGE LIST IS HUGE

[notjelly]

Camille is getting things for practically everyone.

EVERYONE SHE EVEN REMOTELY KNOWS IS GETTING A CANDLE. That's tradition for Longnight, aka the solstice celebration.

Karkat: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Hygiene" as well as a box of his favorite cupcakes (fresh)
Cherries Dave: eggnog cream pie and a cherry red hat with horn hole
Strawberries Dave: cold remedy tea, a box of tangerines (vitamin C) and six mismatched gloves (brightly colored)
Tangerines Dave: one of her special suet cakes, a bag of premium bird seed and wing warmers
Jade: two potted rare orchids
Sollux (canon): two cans of compressed air (for computers and cyborg parts) and a mustard yellow hat with horn holes
Sollux (AU): two cans of compressed air and a mustard yellow scarf
Terezi (canon): a box of scented markers and a photo album of pictures of Karkat's assorted ridiculous methods for stealing cupcakes, and a cherry tart
Terezi (AU): a box of scented markers, the aforementioned photo album, and a set of flavor extracts (to mix and match flavors)
John (canon): a wind gauge and blue socks with little clouds on them
Gamzee (sober): a box of purple cupcakes and some calming tea
Rose: a cookbook on making calimari
Nepeta: a whole box of catnip cat toys
Kanaya: a "Welcome Back!" poster and a fashionable hat with horn holes
Vriska: one of those wall-walking toy spiders that stick to walls and "climb" down and a model ship in a bottle (a nice one)
Equius: a book of horse photography (non-pornographic)
Eridan: a glasses repair kit and a pet betta fish
Signless: a red scarf
Bro: His and Her KY jelly and sword cleaner

Joe: an antique die-cast model motorcycle
Azula: a flame-retardant blanket
Skyfire: a blanket with the molecular structure of sugar on it
Shockwave: a blanket with the periodic table on it
Soundwave: a blanket with a sinusodial wave pattern on it
Tails: A book on kitsune and a pair of tail warmers
Sonic (older): five chili dogs
Eleanor: two more cookbooks
Raimi: a computer screen cleaner and a photo book on the history of computers
Pietro: "A Child's Introduction to Manners"
Ladon: a bag of her Red Eye Hydrogen Bomb Longnight Blend coffee which is the strongest coffee imaginable, a tin of burnt cookies, and a bandanna with little dog bones on it (for Moose)
Deadpool: a pie with a Bowie knife hidden inside
Bruce: a janitorial jumpsuit with his name on it
Shaun: a jester hat with typewriter keys buttoned on it
Steve: more of her red white and blue "Yay Cap!" cupcakes and a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" T-shirt with Irish scratched out and "a Prude" written in marker
May: a humor book titled "Identifying Fairies"
Toby: a humor book titled "When Gnomes Attack"
Alejandro: a box of weird machine parts
Tony Stark: a box of condoms adorned with smiley face stickers
Washington (pregnant one): one of those mechanical baby dolls they give to students in parenting classes--the kind that cry a lot
Peggy: just a piece of paper with a giant winking smiley face on it

jesus christ i think that's it but i'll edit if i remember anyone else