singularityderp | Dark Future Meme

Ten years later, humanity and the synthetic life on the station are at odds
Hypatia has inducted as many citizens of Sacrosanct into a private military and launched
an all-out war against organic life and the people of Asphodel.
Some were kept on the station as captives, some escaped down planet-side
to become part of the resistance, and countless others were re-purposed into
Hypatia's willing slaves.

Now, tensions are at a peak and both sides are preparing for a throwdown. Skirmishes break out on the station and planet. Many of Hypatia's prisoners have been freed, but many more have fallen to the clutches of reprogramming.

Where will you be?

How this works:
-If you are synthetic or part-synthetic, OR if you have special armor (Looking at you, Spartans, Troncast, EVERY ROBOT EVER) you are a target for re-purpose.
You can still have escaped down to the planet, but she'll be after you. Going to the station is dangerous, once you enter her wide-area-network you are at risk of being hacked

-If you are fully organic, you are either dead, kept prisoner and made to work on the station, or part of the resistance on Asphodel.

-Anything in-between? You decide. Be creative with this.

-Fill out the form below to give us an idea of what your character is up to, what happened to them etc. Thread with each other! RP it out!

-Also, bring in your extra journals! There won't be the same people on the station ten years from now! If you're planning to app someone, or just have something interesting lying around, toss them in!

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Karkat stops, only for a moment, to look Jack right in his only organic eye remaining and threaten, "I will knock your ass out if you make me," before detaching his arm.

Nope surprise that one's robotic now, too. But the message still gets across the same. And Jack keeps hissing and struggling, though to a slightly lesser degree now.

"Don't you fucking talk to me that way! I will shoot your fucking hands off!" With that gun he doesn't have. "Are you trying to get us BOTH killed?!"

Whoops, plucking the other roboeye out then. Also detatching both legs. YOU HAVE ONLY AN ARM NOW.

"You're going to be us BOTH killed if you keep asking like a goddamn moron." He emphasizes that last word with a pap to Jack's face, "Now, shut up for a second."

There's a bit more panic to his voice than he'd like, but as Jack was bitching, Karkat was hearing some unpleasant things coming from the lab outside. Like robots. Based on their movements, he knew they were surveillance, and it wouldn't take long for them to realize someone had broken in. Fuuuuuck.

Nope 2x surprise combo, that arm is also robotic. Did you really think he'd get to keep one when it would be so much more efficient to trade it out for another shiny new metal arm? Everything is robots now. Everything.

He snarls and hisses and grumbles some more, but this time he seems to actually listen, somewhat. Or maybe he just tired himself out with all that bitching. The reason doesn't really matter, because once he quiets down he hears the activity going on outside.

"Fuck." Okay, fine, maybe now wasn't the time for throwing a fit over Karkat getting himself into danger. That could come later, assuming they got out of here alive.

"You got a plan or not?"

"Of course I've got a plan." Welp that other arm goes and NOW YOU ARE JUST A BIG SMELLY TORSO HOW DOES IT FEEL, JACK!?!??

That plan obviously involves Karkat picking Jack up and running. It is brilliant.

IT'S WHAT HE'S ALWAYS DREAMED!!! Finally, he understands how Deuce feels, except without the freaky invisible bullshit cheater arms.

Wow, he can barely tell what's going on and even Jack realizes this is the stupidest fucking plan ever. There's like robots and shit everywhere. They're probably being shot it. This is dumb.

"You didn't even make a goddamn escape plan before getting into this, did you??"

Oh, wow, way to be judgmental you stuped torso butt. Karkat's got this shit under control, even if they are being shot at. Because as he runs, he's dropping bombs. Lots and lots of bombs. Bombs that will soon start detonating.

"Shut up and let me run!"

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BABY BOOM.

"My yelling isn't gonna fucking stop you, you dumb fuck!" Screeched directly into your delicate ears.

Not even fazed by the explosions. Instead he takes note of the more important detail here-- "Where the fuck are the bear traps, didn't you learn ANYTHING from me?!"

"BEAR TRAPS DON'T WORK ON ROBOTS!" Most of the robots that had been chasing them were either exploded or focusing on the explosion. Providing a perfect getaway. Holla holla.

"THEN YOU'RE NOT FUCKING USING THEM RIGHT!" No. Bear traps rule. Do not pass GO, do not collect dolla.

Dolla is collected as Karkat launches a bear trap from his Sylladex at an oncoming robot to prove his point. Unfortunately, the opposite of his point is proven as both the bear trap and the robot explode into glory.

Jack is still eyeless and thus can't see shit, but his ears are well-tuned to the sounds of beartraps and dead robots.

"HAH, SEE?! There you fucking go!"

"Oh goddamnit, you're a torso. You have no eyes or limbs. You have no room to talk."

WRONG. He is not just a torso, he is also a head.

He will remind Karkat of this by biting his shoulder viciously.

"FUCKING SHITGODFUCKWHATTHEHELLWASTHATFOR--" Jack, you are getting DROPPED. And then promptly picked up. And dusted off. And tucked under an arm.

"You bite me again, I will remove your mouth." The logistics of this statement can't be verified, but fuck you. He'll do it.

OW FUCK you are dropping your poor old abused stabdad on the ground you horrible monster. He could've cracked a rib if his ribs weren't already reinforced with steel. Still he wheezes a little before Karkat hauls him back up.

"Oh yeah, like I haven't heard that one already." Thank fuck Hypatia never got around to replacing his voice box. "Stop calling me a fucking torso and get your ass moving!"

Edited 2012-02-07 07:03 (UTC)

Ass is moving. Ass is moving so hardcore, and it's not even a booty bounce. Through the glories of me getting tired of describing shit and bear traps, both Karkat and Jack make it back to the planet and live together in harmony harmony aaaalllwaayyys.

And then Jack got new robobits that weren't full of Hybitchia bullshit and moved into a cardboard box outside Karkat's house and played shitty beach CDs all fucking night long GOOD END????

GOOD END

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