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[featheryasshole]

DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

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osduogbusogb brilliant

[gotshotgun]

Reinforcements, then? Those Blues could be anywhere and I'm alone out here.

I was thinking of doing Doc but...I thought this would be funnier.

[sarcasticpelican]

What happened to the last reinforcements we sent you?
[She's grinning. He actually thinks he can get reinforcements out here?!]

you are amazing

[gotshotgun]

Not here, obviously. I'm betting the Blues stole them with everything else.

Are you in a game, or is this a random Muse?

[sarcasticpelican]

...define STOLE.

[just assume she's messing with him in a serious tone of voice till I say otherwise.]

random. I'm not confident enough to app him sobsob

[gotshotgun]

Gone. Snatched away. One minute I'm in a box canyon, the next I'm behind a rock, ever vigilant against the Blue threat.

By the way Im giving her something via rule

[sarcasticpelican]

Mmmhmm, sir do you have a teleporter at your base?

[OOC :by the way would you mind something by rule of funny? Nothing major. It will totally fit, and possibly be hilarious.]

no prob!

[gotshotgun]

Red base used to have a teleporter, but then it was stolen!

[ooc; Fire away! It's all good :3]

[sarcasticpelican]

I'm not in the stolen malfunctioning teleporters unit.
Please hold while I connect you to my superior.

[she takes off her helmet after turning on the elevator music (via rule of funny). Next post she puts it back on and her "superior" answers. Which will be her in case you missed what she's doing. XD Shes totally pulling a Vic.]

2/2

[sarcasticpelican]

[helmet is back on and elevator music is off]
Hello, this is command I read you.

[OOC: I swear I posted this earlier. AUGH.]

[gotshotgun]

[and Sarge notices nothing!]
Command! I'd like to report a stolen box canyon and Red Base, over.

[ooc; No worries! I got really far behind in everything myself]

[sarcasticpelican]

Mmhmm. Do you have your canyon insurance card?

[gotshotgun]

Canyon insurance card? Is that standard issue?

[sarcasticpelican]

Uh, of course it is!

[she totally just made it up on the spot.]

[gotshotgun]

Oh, well. [shuffling sounds as Sarge begins trying to look through his armour for the card] It would appear that has also disappeared!

sorry for taking forever to respond. RL is annoying sometimes.

[sarcasticpelican]

Really.
[oh she sounds so surprised]
Then I guess you'd better fill out form 357754 and requisition another one.

oh goodness, no worries!

[gotshotgun]

I don't recall that form. You have a copy you can transmit to me? [nevermind he's in a strange place and doesn't even know if Command can send anything here]

By the way this entire thing has made me laugh so hard...

[sarcasticpelican]

Do you have your fax machine on you?
[he totally should have it on him right?]

these two are amazing

[gotshotgun]

Fax machine? Let me check. [which he does. at length. oh Sarge] Nope! Don't seem to be carrying that, either. You sure that's standard issue?

Your Sarge is spot on. PLEASE PLEASE APP HIM. PLEASE.

[sarcasticpelican]

Of course they're standard issue. There should be one in every base.
[oh my god he actually looked for it.]

osudbuosbgousg o////o

[gotshotgun]

I can't very well look for something in my base when my base is missing, now can I? Sir.

Ive been laughing my way through this entire thread. XD

[sarcasticpelican]

[she almost corrects the "sir" but whatever.]
Next time don't lose the base.

Is there another nearby in walking distance?

yay I am glad

[gotshotgun]

Won't happen again. Not on my watch.

[and let's see here ... Sarge looks around. then looks around some more. aaaaaaaand a bit more for good measure]

Nope. Don't see any.

Good god, I love Sarge.

[sarcasticpelican]

Make sure of it.

[What is wrong with this guy? He actually looked? How does that help if he cant see it but its still walking distance?]

Let me redirect the call to someone with a map.

[oh hai elevator music]

me too, but god I fret over writing him

[gotshotgun]

Are you sure that's a good ide- [and then there's elevator music. Sarge grumbles a bit, then starts tapping his foot and, after a few more moments, singing along]

Do de doo, dum dum dadadeedum. Doop doop doopdedoop de dum. [like so]

[sarcasticpelican]

[What an idiot. She's going to leave him there for an hour so she can actually get things done before getting back to him.]

Sorry, but it seems like the operator for maps is busy. Can I take a name and a message?