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[featheryasshole]

DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

Comments

[articletwelve]

The Blues aren't even here, you idiot!

[ Well. Aside from Church. And he doesn't count. ]

[gotshotgun]

--they aren't? Why should I believe you?

[articletwelve]

Look around.

[ Sup, he's coming up behind you. ]

[gotshotgun]

[well, Sarge does so, shotgun at the ready. which isn't a good thing when he sees Wash and almost shoots him]

Don't you know you're not supposed to sneak up on a superior officer?

[articletwelve]

[ It's k, bro, he's got his gun in his hand anyway, giving him an incredulous look through the helmet at that little comment. ]

You're not my superior!

[gotshotgun]

Of course I am, soldier!

[articletwelve]

[ how does he even ]

I'm not a soldier, I'm a Freelancer, and you're a simulation soldier!

[gotshotgun]

Those sound like fighting words. I'll show you simulation. Why back in academy, I was top of my class!

[articletwelve]

What academy?!

[gotshotgun]

Sargent Academy, of course!

[articletwelve]

What?

[gotshotgun]

How else did I make sergeant if I didn't go to Sargent Academy? You get hit in the head son?

fffff SORRY ABOUT THAT you can go ahead and remove him, I hit it by accident

[articletwelve]

There is no Sargent Academy! You're not even in the army!

no worries!

[gotshotgun]

What was that, soldier? Are you questioning my authority?

it just drives me crazy when it sits there, sob.

[articletwelve]

You don't have any authority!

/hugs

[gotshotgun]

Like hell I don't! Now get down and give me fifty for your insubordination!

but yeah do you mind taking it off when you get a minute? LMFAO I'M SORRY it just drives me nuts

[articletwelve]

I'm not your subordinate!

I thiiink I fixed it so here's hoping

[gotshotgun]

Says who?

looks like it! \o/ thank yoooou. now watch me hit it again by accident...........

[articletwelve]

I do!

d'aaaaw /patpat

[gotshotgun]

Well I outrank you, so what you say doesn't matter.

sob.

[articletwelve]

[ just. face in hands. ]

Sarge. Listen to me. You are a simulation soldier, in a made-up army meant for training exercises. You're not really a sergeant! You're not even a private! You just got stuck in the program!

you're bootiful

[gotshotgun]

[give him a minute to process this

...and another

maybe one more]

All those years spent training and working my way up the ladder -- you mean that's all fake? All my accomplishments, all my medals, those girls back in Academy... Oh, those were the days. You're telling me they're a lie, soldier?

<3

[articletwelve]

[ is

is he actually listening

oh please let this last ]

That's right. You just ended up here after you were evaluated, like all of the other recruits. That's how it works.

[gotshotgun]

[Sarge hangs his head, shoulders slumped, looking defeated...

and then promptly stands up straight]

No. I won't believe it. I'm Sarge, goddamnit, and nothing you say will change that, rookie!

[articletwelve]

[ ...yep. saw that coming. ]

Freelancer, not "rookie." Look, the sooner you get this through your head, the better off you'll be.