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[featheryasshole]

DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

Comments

[gotshotgun]

--they aren't? Why should I believe you?

[articletwelve]

Look around.

[ Sup, he's coming up behind you. ]

[gotshotgun]

[well, Sarge does so, shotgun at the ready. which isn't a good thing when he sees Wash and almost shoots him]

Don't you know you're not supposed to sneak up on a superior officer?

[articletwelve]

[ It's k, bro, he's got his gun in his hand anyway, giving him an incredulous look through the helmet at that little comment. ]

You're not my superior!

[gotshotgun]

Of course I am, soldier!

[articletwelve]

[ how does he even ]

I'm not a soldier, I'm a Freelancer, and you're a simulation soldier!

[gotshotgun]

Those sound like fighting words. I'll show you simulation. Why back in academy, I was top of my class!

[articletwelve]

What academy?!

[gotshotgun]

Sargent Academy, of course!

[articletwelve]

What?

[gotshotgun]

How else did I make sergeant if I didn't go to Sargent Academy? You get hit in the head son?

fffff SORRY ABOUT THAT you can go ahead and remove him, I hit it by accident

[articletwelve]

There is no Sargent Academy! You're not even in the army!

no worries!

[gotshotgun]

What was that, soldier? Are you questioning my authority?

it just drives me crazy when it sits there, sob.

[articletwelve]

You don't have any authority!

/hugs

[gotshotgun]

Like hell I don't! Now get down and give me fifty for your insubordination!

but yeah do you mind taking it off when you get a minute? LMFAO I'M SORRY it just drives me nuts

[articletwelve]

I'm not your subordinate!

I thiiink I fixed it so here's hoping

[gotshotgun]

Says who?

looks like it! \o/ thank yoooou. now watch me hit it again by accident...........

[articletwelve]

I do!

d'aaaaw /patpat

[gotshotgun]

Well I outrank you, so what you say doesn't matter.

sob.

[articletwelve]

[ just. face in hands. ]

Sarge. Listen to me. You are a simulation soldier, in a made-up army meant for training exercises. You're not really a sergeant! You're not even a private! You just got stuck in the program!

you're bootiful

[gotshotgun]

[give him a minute to process this

...and another

maybe one more]

All those years spent training and working my way up the ladder -- you mean that's all fake? All my accomplishments, all my medals, those girls back in Academy... Oh, those were the days. You're telling me they're a lie, soldier?

<3

[articletwelve]

[ is

is he actually listening

oh please let this last ]

That's right. You just ended up here after you were evaluated, like all of the other recruits. That's how it works.

[gotshotgun]

[Sarge hangs his head, shoulders slumped, looking defeated...

and then promptly stands up straight]

No. I won't believe it. I'm Sarge, goddamnit, and nothing you say will change that, rookie!

[articletwelve]

[ ...yep. saw that coming. ]

Freelancer, not "rookie." Look, the sooner you get this through your head, the better off you'll be.

[gotshotgun]

Oooh, I know your kind. You think you're better than us grunts, us hard-working soldiers because you got in from your daddy or on some 'scholarship.' Well let me tell you, I've put more sweat and tears into destroying the Blues than you'll ever know and I'm damn proud of it!