TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[featheryasshole]

☎ comment with your character
☎ others will respond with a text from last night
☎ reply to others with a text from last night
☎ ???
☎ profit!

Comments

[featheryasshole]

i am sleeping on the floor in your room
so if you have sex in here just dont roll on me

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

Since when do you sleep???????? ::::\

[featheryasshole]

since im really drunk

[fairygodtroll]

I 8elieve that is referred to as "passing out."
Not sleeping!
Also if you try to sleep on my floor then I will inevita8ly try to murder and/or make out with you at some point.
Just a warning.

[featheryasshole]

ok no makeouts are not acceptable
jade would freak

[fairygodtroll]

I was a TINY 8it more concerned a8out the murder!
GET OFF MY FLOOR.

[featheryasshole]

honestly i think the murder would cause less problems
and im not going anywhere
your floor is comfy

[fairygodtroll]

I am going to poke you with the sharpest and pointiest thing I can find on the loot pile right now.
Please stand 8y! ::::O

[featheryasshole]

hey
no
nonononono
not allowed
see i even did my shia lebouf impression
that counts for something right

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

Dave what.

[featheryasshole]

I DONT KNOW

[fairygodtroll]

I'm just going to. Poke you again.

 

 

 

 

It's really hard to poke and text at the same time, so it'd 8e GR8 if you'd stop wriggling like that.

[featheryasshole]

fuck you
ill wriggle if i want
wriggle wriggle witr
STOP WITH THE POKING