TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[featheryasshole]

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Comments

[doppelcoder]

[illiterage]

[originaljoe]

[fairygodtroll]

[featheryasshole]

[fuckinghubble]

[featheryasshole]

i am sleeping on the floor in your room
so if you have sex in here just dont roll on me

[redancestor]

[fairygodtroll]

So the plum8er came.
He found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

[immolating]

I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?

[knowsjulesverne]

the ticket read "found nude in a tree"

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

Since when do you sleep???????? ::::\

[knowsjulesverne]

did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my bike last night?

[doppelcoder]

I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.

[featheryasshole]

the condoms arent mine

[featheryasshole]

since im really drunk

[fairygodtroll]

Oh! I totally know this one.
Um.
Ryncol!
Thaaaaaaaat was it.
I am pretty sure you did the ryncol thing! ::::D

[hybridharvester]

[illiterage]

I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.

[immolating]

I intentionally all the ryncol

[knowsjulesverne]

at least they released me with 39 mardi gras beads

[fairygodtroll]

Then who do you suggest I 8lame?
The fucking Earth human pailing-diseases-and-pregnanting-prevention fairy????????

[redrobinhood]

[knowsjulesverne]

well just found a keg and another mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong

[doppelcoder]

i need to buy one of the child leashes for you to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive