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the ticket read "found nude in a tree"

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did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my bike last night?

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I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.

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i am sleeping on the floor in your room
so if you have sex in here just dont roll on me

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So the plum8er came.
He found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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Why don't you ever send me any naked pics

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we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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hotel room ftw

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HER FACES LUUULLLLZZZZ

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i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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oh shut up man
once the police get involved its every man for themself

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but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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She thinks she's a fairy, dude.
A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.

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I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me

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haha yes i'm at a strip club
i'm the motherfuckin clinton of strip clubs

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i have this horrible feeling im going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again help me

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I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy

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fdfbn grats Harley...

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LOL Loving this meme

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XD!

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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though

LMFAO

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gdnhzafrn LMAO

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what is this thread

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The best thing ever!

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aslkjfdf LMFAOOO

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I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them

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You handed me your 8ra at the 8ar and said 'hold my purse.'

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