TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[featheryasshole]

☎ comment with your character
☎ others will respond with a text from last night
☎ reply to others with a text from last night
☎ ???
☎ profit!

Comments

[fairygodtroll]

So the plum8er came.
He found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

[featheryasshole]

the condoms arent mine

[fairygodtroll]

Then who do you suggest I 8lame?
The fucking Earth human pailing-diseases-and-pregnanting-prevention fairy????????

[featheryasshole]

vriska
i dont have a dick
what the fuck would i do with condoms

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

8low them up and use them as Earth human party 8alloons?

[featheryasshole]

i never do that

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

 

Do you now secretly kind of wish you DID?

[featheryasshole]

kind of

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

 

And are you considering stealing some and 8lowing them up and then taping them to the doors of peoples hives and leaving notes saying "HAPPY 8ULGEDAY" 8efore flying away and watching the hiveowners' reactions from a conveniently-placed 8ush?

[featheryasshole]

yes
hell yes
hell fucking yes

[fairygodtroll]

Gr8!
Consider it a d8.

 

 

And if you don't 8ring me the chits to cover YOUR plum8ing 8ill I am going to punch you. ::::|